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[CF74]

Jerry: I'm got eat your liver with sum fava beans and a nice chianti.

 

[dadymat]

Jerry- Um did you really go on national TV and tell the world that if we didnt open both sliding doors at same time it would blow the roof off of my stadium?

Matt- uhhh...no

 

[Dave_in-NC]

I'm thinking about wearing your face.

 

[mmohican29]

Jerry: Was that you.... or me?

 

[Joe Realist]

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Jerry: Listen Matty, I KNOW about being between a rock and a hard place, but I'm DAMN impressed yankee!

Matt: puppies..puppies..think puppies.... (grimace)

 

[Thick 'N Hearty]

Matt Lauer: Um..., Jerry, you're, um..., invading my personal space.
Jerry Jones: You know Matt I've always admired the Today Show. I tune in just to see you.
Matt Lauer: (Gulp)

Jerry: I've got this great venue that overlooks Six Flags, The Ballpark in Arlington and Hurricane Harbor. I can make it a fourth with White Jaws Down. Scoot over honey.

Matt: Ummm, I'm just here to ask about your sliding, um, roof.