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[RastaRocket]

Rob: "Can we make a damn field goal!?!?"

Demarcus: "I'll try to get us better field position next time."

 

[Manwiththeplan]

Rob Ryan: "I normally don't wear whit shirts, but with the blue one underneath, no one can see my pit stains, see!"

DWare: "Oh gawd, what's that smell?!"

 

[Romo2Dez4six]

i just ate a hot dog this long.

 

[MetalHead]

"It was raining,so I held the giant pizza box as if it was an umbrella,walked home and ate the entire pie...true story"

 

[Dave_in-NC]

Jerry told me that TV was this big, I couldn't believe it.

 

[MissionCoach]

Ryan - "I'm pregnant!!!!"

Ware - "Well don't look at me"

 

[ScipioCowboy]

Hurry, DeMarcus! Run! Pharoah's chariots are right behind us.

 

[DallasEast]

Hurry, DeMarcus! Run! Pharoah's chariots are right behind us.

Oh man. That's genius.

 

[DawnOfANewD]

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And Poots left one on the floor THIS big! We had to hire temps to help clean it up! Ware: Ew stinky...

 

[Sitting Bull]

[

I beat anorexia!

 

[Spectre]

"Hey Demarcus...

GET IN MY BELLY!"​

 

[SaltwaterServr]

"And I have come to HEEEEEAL the secondary! I will cast out those demons of bad coverage and send them back to the nether world from whence they have come to plague us! I will take you down to the river and show you the ways of the breaking on the ball! I will bring the light of turnovers to your Soooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul! You will be tall! I will show you the path to truuuuuuuueeeeeee secondary love and will take you in as---"

"Uh, Coach? Coach? Real quick coach?"

"Whut?"

"Dave Campo is still on the staff."

(crickets as Rob holds the pose)

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

Ryan: "and I said to the lord, lord this is your team and I am gonna put a defense on the field that is gonna bring the house down"

Ware: "whoah.... word"