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[Pinkserendipity]

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DeMarcus, as God is my witness, I'm not carrying quints!

 

[ElGatoGrande]

Welcome to the Church of the 3-4,,,, are you ready to be baptised my son?​

 

[Armbender]

"The Defense is not gonna throw their hands in the air and get raped from behind like last year, I'll make sure of that!"

 

[Rynie]

Demarcus, I am going to teach you a new sack dance. It goes like this. Ready?

3...2...1...and DOUBLE DREAM HANDS!

Damn. I was going to say something similar, but JAZZ HANDZZZZ!

HEEEYYYYYY!

 

[CowboysFaninHouston]

" DeMarcus, let me show you the proper jumping-jack technique."

DW, I think my water broke.....

:laugh2:

 

[cowboys#1]

" DeMarcus, let me show you the proper jumping-jack technique."

ITS A BOY!!!!

 

[5Stars]

"You think my hair is long, DeMarcus? You want to see the hair under my arms"?

 

[EGTuna]

This is what Nick Nolte would look and act like if he ate Gary Busey.

 

[fortdick]

HEY! Buehler hit one!

 

[Ultra Warrior]

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"It's da Big One, Elizabeth. I'm comin to join ya honey..."

 

[Yeagermeister]

HEY! Buehler hit one!

:laugh1:

 

[Pottsville Maroons]

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And the Lawd said "Believe"! And I believe, DeMarcus. I BELIEVE!

 

[DavidS]

"Y......M.....C.....A. Come on DeMarcus, sing with me, Y....."

You sir, are awesome. Very funny

 

[big dog cowboy]

Practice is over. It's dinner time!!!

 

[Risen Star]

Holy crap, DeMarcus. I think Pacman Jones just walked in.

 

[Fletch]

" DeMarcus, let me show you the proper jumping-jack technique."

Okay DeMarcus, we need "SPIRIT FINGERS"!

 

[Yeagermeister]

Ok who wants to see me in one of those TO body suits?

 

[peplaw06]

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If you would fro it out like this, then you could be a leader.

 

[rkell87]

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OH THANK GOD YOU'RE FINALLY HERE DEMARCUS! I can't find the ****ing picnic!!!​

dang...mod getting a taste of the language filter lol

 

[dcowboy4life]

HEY! Buehler hit one!

I like this one!!


YMCA one was the best though. Props.