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[pete026]

If we combined our IQs, we might outscore our offense.

 

[SoupcanSam]

Dak: ok its 4th&inches, what should we run coach?

Garrett: have everyone run deep post.

Moore: if it's not there just spin into the sack

Garrett: and Dak?

Dak: yeah coach?

Garrett: IGNORE ANYTHING AMARI TELLS YOU

Dak: got it coach

 

[Rockport]

Prescott: Coach, where did you get that last play call from?

Garrett: I pulled it out of my &#$.

Garrett doesn’t call the plays.

 

[Risen Star]

"Wait a minute....at least one of us is supposed to be legit here."

 

[Risen Star]

Garrett doesn’t call the plays.

I laughed anyway. Thought it was hilarious.

 

[Rockport]

Let’s go show those whiney, juevo challenged, negative Cowboys “fans” what football is all about and go win the NFC East.

 

[5Stars]

The Three Stooges

 

[cowboyec]

"we win this'n right here...right now".

 

[pete026]

Stooge Dak: Who's the Quarterback?

Stooge Moore: What's the Quarterback do?

Stooge Garrett: I don't know what we are talking about?

 

[viman96]

JG: You remember playing Temco Bowl last night?
DP: Yep.
JG: The TD I scored on KM?
DP: Yep.
KM: Yeah that was cool!
JG: Run it.
DP: Yep.

 

[fansince68]

Love the responses on this...you guys are so stoopidly... hilarious...

 

[Hayseed]

In my best Hambrick voice............" What do anticipation mean?"

 

[Hayseed]

" Enuff is enuff! Its YOUR turn to be the pivot man I said!"

 

[DUO_CORE]

Kellen- "You're supposed to throw with your left hand: Didn't you ever watch me play?"

Dak- "You played? Stop joking with me, nobody's dumb enough to let you play."

 

[Runwildboys]

"Yeah, I know I don't have to shove them down so far."

OR

Now you see why the playbook stinks.

 

[Starforever]

I have no plays to call, Kellens got you.

 

[Hayseed]

" Hey coach,...dont call the one this time where I run to my right a few yards and the football just falls out of my hand for no apparent reason for a fumble. I REALLY hate that one,...always makes me feel kinda foolish!

 

[KingintheNorth]

Dak: "I think the safety is playing robber coverage. What do you guys think?"

Garrett: "Don't look at us."

 

[timb2]

Garrett-I know we just got a 1st down,but tell the ref we want to punt because we are getting too close to score.

 

[Zordon]

Let’s go show those whiney, juevo challenged, negative Cowboys “fans” what football is all about and go win the NFC East.