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joseephuss said:
This reminds me of an old Saturday Night Live Sketch.

Joe Piscopo: Good evening. I'm Joe Piscopo. This year marks the 20th anniversary of the death of President John F. Kennedy. We've brought together these three people to share with us their members of the day they learned that President Kennedy had been shot. Jim, let's start with you. What were you doing when you heard President Kennedy had been shot?

James Belushi: Well, I was in college and I was walking across the quad to call and this guy runs up and says 'President Kennedy has been shot', so I...

Joe Piscopo: Wait; how old are you?

James Belushi: I'm 26. So anyway, I went looking for a TV and...

Joe Piscopo: Wait a minute. You're telling us you were in college at age 6?
James Belushi: No, I was 19. Anyway...

Joe Piscopo: WAit a minute! You didn't know President Kennedy had been shot until eight years ago?

James Belushi: Well, hey now; you know, I was busy with school and girls and playing sports and stuff and I really wasn't into current events.

Joe Piscopo: I can't beleive this. Mary, when did you find out President Kennedy had been shot?

Mary Gross: Well, Joe; in light of what just happened, I'm ashamed to admit that Jim told me right before the show started.

James Belushi: [Chuckling] What a dork, eh Joe?

Joe Piscopo: I can't beleive this! This was one of the most important events of the 20th century and you people are totally clueless!

Tim Kazurinsky: [Shocked] Wait a minute! President Kennedy is dead? How? When?

Joe Piscopo: Yes! My God, He was shot in Dallas!

Tim Kazurinsky: Oh, no! No! Please, No!

[Begins crying uncontrollably and hanging onto the other guests]
Tim Kazurinsky: President Kennedy is dead!

Joe Piscopo: [Shaking his head] This is Joe Piscopo; good night.

Great stuff back when SNL was actually funny.
 

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trickblue said:
Is SNL still on the air?

They had a great sketch on earlier this season. Paris Hilton(try to look past the fact that it was her) was the host and was doing an ad for a phone sex line. The phone sex company knew the kind of guys that called those line at 3 in the morning. Their operators were characters from Star Trek, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Dungeons and Dragons and any other geeky thing you could think of. It was well done and made me laugh.
 
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