check out this email I received

[Bob Sacamano]

I know it's a fraud, but it was funny to read nonetheless




UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA BENIN.
JOHNSON STREET, COTONOU
P.M.B. 0187, COTONOU, BENIN REPUBLIC.
FROM: REV. JOHN DUNGA
DIRECTOR, CASH PROCESSING UNIT
UNITED BANKFOR AFRICA (UBA)
COTONOU, REPUBLIC OF BENIN
TEL: +229- 930-08611
E-MAIL: (ubabenin@ymail.com)
Attn; Beneficiary,

I AM REV. JOHN DUNGA, DIRECTOR CASH PROCESSING UNIT UNITED
BANK FOR AFRICA
[UBA].

THE ONLY BANK APOINTED BY ALL AFRICAN PRESIDENTS LED BY OUR NEW PRESIDENT DR. THOMAS YAYI BONI BECAUSE OF
THE FRAUDLENTS GOING ON IN WEST AFRICAN COUNTRIES TODAY
WHERE AN INNOCENT DEBITORS WERE ASK TO PAY CHARGES BEFORE THEY WILL RECEIVE THEIR MONEY OWN TO THEM BY AFRICAN COUNTRIES. NOTE; THAT WE RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT FILE FROM I.M.F INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND.

I WILL LIKE TO MAKE IT CLEAR TO YOU THAT WHAT YOU ARE
PAYING TO THE DIPLOMAT WHOM WE ARE GOING TO USE HIS DIPLOMATIC IMUNITY FOR THE SHIPMENT IS $50,000
FIFTY THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS IMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE YOUR FUNDS AND CONFIRM IT NOT IN ADVANCE. MEANWHILE, $15,000 HAD BEEN REMOVED FROM YOUR
TOTAL FUNDS TO INCURE/TAKE CARE OF ALL EXPENSES LIKE
WEIGHING THE CONSIGNMENT BEFORE DISPATCHING TO YOUR ADDRESS.

WE ALSO RECEIVED A SECURITY REPORT THAT YOU ARE PAYING
MONEY TO SOME FRAUDSTERS WHO ARE DECEIVING YOU TELLING YOU THAT THEY ARE GOING TO SEND THIS MONEY TO YOU. AS A MAN OF GOD AND AN ORDAINED REVEREN I ADVISE YOU IN
SPIRIT NOT TO WASTE YOUR MONEY PAYING ANY-BODY TILL YOU
FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS AND DID NOT GET YOUR MONEY IN THE NEXT THREE DAYS.

OUR SECURITY REPORT SHOWNS THAT THIS PEOPLES IS DEMANDING
MONEY FROM YOU AND YOU WANT TO WASTE YOUR MONEY BY PAYING THEM MONEY IN ADVANCE. DO NOT PAY TO ANYBODY BECAUSE THEY ARE FRAUDSTERS AND IT IS BECAUSE OF
THEIR FRAUD ACTIVITIES THAT WE HELD MEETING IN DAKAR, SENEGAL AND RESOLVE TO PAY ALL OUR CREDITORS CASH THROUGH THIS MEANS OF DIPLOMATIC COURIER
SERVICES IN ALL AFRICAN COUNTRIES.

IF ANY BODY TELLS YOU THAT HE IS PAYING YOU IN BANK DRAFT
OR TELEGRAFFIC MONEY TRANSSFER DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM BECAUSE DUE TO THIS FRAUD NO INTERNATIONAL BANK HONOURS OUR REMITANCE INSTRUCTIONS. THAT IS WHY WE HAVE
TO PAY THROUGH THIS MEANS AND NON OF OUR BANK DRAFT IS
WORKING BECAUSE OF THIS THIEVES IN NIGERIA, GHANA, BENIN REPUBLIC HERE, SENEGAL AND ABIDJAN E.T.C.

IT WILL INTEREST YOU TO KNOW THAT YOUR FUNDS HAD BEEN
PACKED AND SEALED WITH PRESIDENTIAL SEAL OF APPROVAL FOR DELIVERING TO YOUR ADDRESS TODAY AND I WILL TAKE THE BOX TO THE DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE AND SEND THE KEYS TO THE BOX SEPERATELY TO YOU BY DHL OR FEDEX TO AVOID THE COURIER SERVICE STAFF TEMPERING WITH THE CONTENT OR DIRVERT IT TO
ANOTHER PLACE.

PLEASE NOTE THAT YOU SHOULD SIEZE/STOP COMUNICATING WITH
THIS FRAUDSTERS FOR YOUR OWN INTEREST AND ALSO IF YOU HAVE SENT MONEY TO THEM JUST LET ME KNOW SO THAT OUR SECURITY AGENT WILL RETRIEVE IT BACK TO YOU AFTER YOU HAVE RECEIVE YOUR FUNDS.

I WILL SEND YOU MORE E-MAILS TO GIVE YOU MORE CLARIFICATIONS FOR YOU TO KNOW THE GENUINE OF THIS TRASACTION. PLEASE FORWARD YOUR MAILING
ADDRESS WHERE THE DIPLOMAT WILL DELIVER YOUR BOX AND PHONE NUMBER FOR QUICK INFORMATION BECAUSE TIME IS NOT ON OUR SIDE.

IT WILL ALSO INTEREST YOU TO KNOW THAT YOUR EMAIL AND
TELEPHONE NUMBERS ARE BEEN MONITORED BY OUR NETWORK MONITORING UNIT AND ANY IN-COMING CALLS OR
OUT-GOING CALLS WITH THE FRAUDSTERS OR FACELESS AFRICANS
WILL RESULT TO THE CANCELLATION OF YOUR DELIVERY/PAYMENT.

I AM WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU REGARDING THIS DEVELOPEMENT WITH THE INFORMATION I REQUESTED TO ENABLE ME REGISTER YOUR BOX/CONSIGNMENT WITH THE
COURIER FOR DELIVERI NG TO YOUR ADDRESS WITHOUT FURTHER
DELAYS.

REV. JOHN DUNGA
DIRECTOR, CASH PROCESSING UNIT
UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA PLC
COTONOU, BENIN REPUBLIC.
TEL: +229- 930-08611

:laugh2: whatevs

 

[Achozen]

 

[ROMOSAPIEN9]

Looks real enough to me.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

http://www.419eater.com/

I suggest visiting when you are bored and need a laugh.

It is about a group of guys who decide to turn the pages and scam the scammers.

There is good info on there but the best part is the stories, including photos, where the scammers get scammed.

I suggest going to the letters archive section and reading the "Tale of the Painted Breast" Be sure to read all and scroll down for some funny reactions and pictures.

Again, a good time waster when you are bored.

 

[Hostile]

http://www.419eater.com/

I suggest visiting when you are bored and need a laugh.

It is about a group of guys who decide to turn the pages and scam the scammers.

There is good info on there but the best part is the stories, including photos, where the scammers get scammed.

I suggest going to the letters archive section and reading the "Tale of the Painted Breast" Be sure to read all and scroll down for some funny reactions and pictures.

Again, a good time waster when you are bored.

I remember some of those. I especially liked the one that made the guy get a tattoo to show he was joining their religion.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

I remember some of those. I especially liked the one that made the guy get a tattoo to show he was joining their religion.

Yeah...I posted this a year or so back...still funny to read.

That one story/letter I talked about in the above post had me in stitches the first time I read it...esp the pics of the fake preacher as niles from the frazier show.

 

[ROMOSAPIEN9]

Good stuff BP.