Chris Cooley and Colt Brennan rip Witten and Romo in video

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Chris Cooley Impersonates Jason Witten, Makes Fun of Tony Romo

Posted Jul 28, 2009 11:15AM By Ryan Wilson (RSS feed)

I think Jessica Simpson could be Tony Romo's undoing. And by extension, the Dallas Cowboys. The couple called it quits two weeks ago, and now Romo has spent his time between the golf course and making bizarre Fantasy Files commercials with BFF Jason Witten.

Oh, wait. That's just Commanders tight end Chris Cooley clowning Witten while his brother Colt Brennan (!) pretends to be Romo. (At least I think that's his brother Colt. The mask makes it hard to tell, although the throwing motion is spot-on Tony-tastic.*) Whatever, good times for everybody except, well, Cowboys fans who will probably have trouble seeing the humor. Moving pictures hilarity after the jump.

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Nav22;2858151 said:
http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2009/07/28/...tes-jason-witten-makes-fun-of-tony-romo/#cont

Chris Cooley Impersonates Jason Witten, Makes Fun of Tony Romo

Posted Jul 28, 2009 11:15AM By Ryan Wilson (RSS feed)

I think Jessica Simpson could be Tony Romo's undoing. And by extension, the Dallas Cowboys. The couple called it quits two weeks ago, and now Romo has spent his time between the golf course and making bizarre Fantasy Files commercials with BFF Jason Witten.

Oh, wait. That's just Commanders tight end Chris Cooley clowning Witten while his brother Colt Brennan (!) pretends to be Romo. (At least I think that's his brother Colt. The mask makes it hard to tell, although the throwing motion is spot-on Tony-tastic.*) Whatever, good times for everybody except, well, Cowboys fans who will probably have trouble seeing the humor. Moving pictures hilarity after the jump.

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Thanks for the bulletin board material, you inferior and envious nobodies.

Uh....or maybe because it's actually not funny?

Retards.
 

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*Yawn*

Keep clowning around while Witten only continues to get better. Maybe if Cooley spent a little less time clowning around and a little more time focusing on football... Ah forget it, let him enjoy his time playing with a sorry QB on a sorry team.
 

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Maybe it is just me, but I just don't get all butt sore over stuff cooley says about the cowboys in jokes and such.

meh
 

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BrAinPaiNt;2858156 said:
Maybe it is just me, but I just don't get all butt sore over stuff cooley says about the cowboys in jokes and such.

meh

I think Cooley is the one with the sore butt. It's not because it's been kicked either.... ;)
 

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nyc;2858164 said:
I think Cooley is the one with the sore butt. It's not because it's been kicked either.... ;)

So that is why he shaves his legs.:laugh2:
 

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BrAinPaiNt;2858156 said:
Maybe it is just me, but I just don't get all butt sore over stuff cooley says about the cowboys in jokes and such.

meh

This.
 

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:laugh2:

I don't know, I thought that was pretty funny. Maybe because it doesn't really insult Romo or Witten, and the fact that he's dropping them on purpose is kind of funny, because Witten doesn't drop balls, lol.

Oh and the "balls" joke. Classic 5th grade humor.
 

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Yakuza Rich;2858188 said:
Who is Colt Brennan?





YAKUZA

I think he was that kid that the Georgia Bulldogs used as a tackling dummy.

That's the last time I saw him throw a pass...and probably the last time anyone will.
 

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BigDave95;2858197 said:
I think he was that kid that the Georgia Bulldogs used as a tackling dummy.

That's the last time I saw him throw a pass...and probably the last time anyone will.

Brennan is only one good training camp and one injury away from the starting job.

Plus if Snyder ever logs into extremeskins.com he'll see who the fans really want. :cool:
 

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187beatdown;2858201 said:
Brennan is only one good training camp and one injury away from the starting job.

Brennan is only one good throwing arm and the first clue how to run a pro style offense away from the starting job.

Too bad........
 

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The only thing funny is how stupid it is. Romo and Witten don't speak or act like that, so it's just silly. People criticize Bennett for his videos, but this Cooley guy is the one who needs to grow up.
 

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I wonder why we never see Romo and Witten clowning Skins players.
 
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