Chris Cooley and Colt Brennan rip Witten and Romo in video

[ScipioCowboy]

There's nothing in either impression that is even remotely indicative of Jason Witten or Tony Romo.

It's possible that Cooley sees a side of Witten that most people don't, but I've never heard Witten use the term "dog" or refer to himself as "J-Wit." Furthermore, Witten's voice has more of an airy quality.

It's very likely that Cooley and Witten are good friends off the field, and this video is really a bit of good-natured razzing. Have you ever gone to a family function and seen that cousin with whom you were close as a kid? You may have a name for him that seems mean-spirited on the surface, but it's really a term of endearment -- that's this video.

 

[NextGenBoys]

Maybe it is just me, but I just don't get all butt sore over stuff cooley says about the cowboys in jokes and such.

meh

Yeah me either. I actually thought it was fairly funny haha.

People get way too butthurt about the Cowboys if it isnt all positive 24/7.

 

[ABQcowboyJR]

I can't believe I actually wasted time watching that. The new dumbest video i've scene.

 

[Yakuza Rich]

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery." --Charles Caleb Colton

One of the comments I hate because it's almost always misinterpreted. Imitation IS the sincerest form of flatter. Impersonation is not the sincerest form of flattery.





YAKUZA

 

[sonnyboy]

I wonder why we never see Romo and Witten clowning Skins players.

Because they know anyone watching would have a hard time figuring out just who they were impersonating.

 

[sonnyboy]

This is how those guys are talikng

http://extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=292414

They seem to be obsessed with us. I just dont understand. We dont even care about the skins. But they stalk us like an ex-girlfriend.

37 57 2....that's a winning percentage of only .394 against you biggest rival!

Any other questions?

 

[sonnyboy]

Click this if you care to LOL!

http://www.nfl.com/teams/washingtonredskins/roster?team=WAS

 

[Longboysfan]

another if you missed it.

http://vimeo.com/5808165

Funny because whomever it is gets hit in the face with a pool ball during their little skit...

That was a dart. And this is a waste of time and internet space.

 

[Hostile]

One of the comments I hate because it's almost always misinterpreted. Imitation IS the sincerest form of flatter. Impersonation is not the sincerest form of flattery.





YAKUZA

I didn't say impersonation.

 

[masomenos]

Jason Witten

Chris Cooley

Jason Witten -

Widely considered the best TE in the NFL.

Chris Cooley -

Widely known for posting his nut sack on the internet.

 

[Dallas4ever]

Chris Cooley

Chris Cooley -




No need to comment on that pic! Surely, it speaks for itself

 

[DallasEast]

http://i356.***BLOCKED***/albums/oo4/DallasEast1701/CooleyNote2.png

 

[jswalker1981]

Well, you guys do know that Chris Cooley is a big fan of the fantasy files commercials, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWztdK2ZeLM

 

[ArmyCowboy]

This is how those guys are talikng

http://extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=292414

They seem to be obsessed with us. I just dont understand. We dont even care about the skins. But they stalk us like an ex-girlfriend.

The Cowboys/Skins rivalry is a much bigger deal for Skins fans than it is for us. I've tried to explain to a lot of Commanders fans that most Cowboys fans now consider the Eagles a bigger rival and get more fired up for those games.

When I try to explain this, most Skins fans act like they don't believe it or understand it. I think a lot of them are still stuck in the 70's George Allen era.

 

[JPostSam]

cooley vs. witten:

a few more touchdowns
more indecent images of self floating around the internet

witten vs. cooley:

more receptions per season
more yardage per season
more yardage per catch
more first downs per season
more awesome runs without a helmet
much more respect around the league

:starspin

 

[Bizwah]

cooley vs. witten:

a few more touchdowns
more indecent images of self floating around the internet

witten vs. cooley:

more receptions per season
more yardage per season
more yardage per catch
more first downs per season
more awesome runs without a helmet
much more respect around the league

:starspin

Witten is also a much better blocker.

 

[cobra]

This just shows how much of a lesser player Cooley is. Can't compete on the field, so try to be all snarky off of it.

It's incredibly revolting, and a behavioral trait that the internet is incubating. Put down that which is better than you in an attempt to build yourself up by comparison. But the "better" people don't need to play that game. They let their performance speak for itself.

 

[billknows]

I think he was that kid that the Georgia Bulldogs used as a tackling dummy.

That's the last time I saw him throw a pass...and probably the last time anyone will.

hehehehehehehe and cooley is gay and cant drive a boat,nuff said

 

[BrassCowboy]

:laugh2:

I don't know, I thought that was pretty funny. Maybe because it doesn't really insult Romo or Witten, and the fact that he's dropping them on purpose is kind of funny, because Witten doesn't drop balls, lol.

Oh and the "balls" joke. Classic 5th grade humor.

not sure I thought it was funny because it wasn't, but I did find it wierd that him dropping the catches was supposed to be funny. Like you said, Witten does not drop balls.

 

[firehawk350]

The Cowboys/Skins rivalry is a much bigger deal for Skins fans than it is for us. I've tried to explain to a lot of Commanders fans that most Cowboys fans now consider the Eagles a bigger rival and get more fired up for those games.

When I try to explain this, most Skins fans act like they don't believe it or understand it. I think a lot of them are still stuck in the 70's George Allen era.

Does anybody else see the irony of CZ members saying that don't care about the Skins when they easily have far more posts about a Commanders forum than as does that forum about CZ? I've been to ES twice and I know all about Art, TR1 and Bubba because it seems you guys are obsessed with them but if you posted the name Hostile or Woody's Girl, how many people would recognize the names over at ES?

Relax about vid, I didn't see anything there that was hurtful. It wasn't overly funny, it was mildly amusing in my opinion, so probably a C- for humor but I don't think it was mean-spirited (I thought it was more of a dig on the fantasy file commercials than Witten and Romo). Easily more amusing than "Black Olympics" though.

For the record, Lorenzo Alexander ran with his helmet off, that doesn't make him some kind of hero.