Chris Simms: He's a good fit for the Cowboys

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The rumblings are that the Dallas Cowboys are in line to possibly sign recently waived and released Buccanneer's QB Chris Simms.

I have to say that, while Chris could not find a spot on our talent-filled roster, he should be able to slide right into the #2 spot in your QB rotation. This isn't the first time Jerry Jones has ridden a bull in a rodeo during a tournament or anything. He's made key acquisitions before like bringing in Keyshawn "Super Bowl Champ" Johnson after he left the Pewter Pirates. However, on the other hand, on the flip side, he's made some pretty questionable moves as well. Trading away a future hall-of-famer, pro bowler, and speed demon, Joey Galloway comes to mind.

This potential signing falls right into the good move category for Jerry Jones. Taking a tutorial from Bruce Allen would prove beneficial to the Texas oilman. Notice how the Bucs are under the radar, aren't being talked about, have barely gotten any mention in the national press, etc.? You can chalk that up to solid scouting from the scouting department and a general manager that knows how to generally manage a professional NFL League squad.

Gruden/Allen/Glazer saw fit to let Chris fly away on his own...like a baby eagle spreading his feathers for the first time. Why keep him chained to the nest when he has a chance to soar elsewhere? Just another reason why Tampa Bay is the place free agents and seasoned veterans are gravitating to...

Chris Simms will turn out just peachy king for your football team. Go ahead...make the signing. The kid already has the foundation and mental makeup instilled by one of the true geniuses this league has ever seen in Jon Gruden.

Make the move, Jerry Jones. This Bucs fan approves.
 

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we need a tackling dummy for Roy to practice with.
 

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Pittman4Two;2230617 said:
The rumblings are that the Dallas Cowboys are in line to possibly sign recently waived and released Buccanneer's QB Chris Simms.

I have to say that, while Chris could not find a spot on our talent-filled roster, he should be able to slide right into the #2 spot in your QB rotation. This isn't the first time Jerry Jones has ridden a bull in a rodeo during a tournament or anything. He's made key acquisitions before like bringing in Keyshawn "Super Bowl Champ" Johnson after he left the Pewter Pirates. However, on the other hand, on the flip side, he's made some pretty questionable moves as well. Trading away a future hall-of-famer, pro bowler, and speed demon, Joey Galloway comes to mind.

This potential signing falls right into the good move category for Jerry Jones. Taking a tutorial from Bruce Allen would prove beneficial to the Texas oilman. Notice how the Bucs are under the radar, aren't being talked about, have barely gotten any mention in the national press, etc.? You can chalk that up to solid scouting from the scouting department and a general manager that knows how to generally manage a professional NFL League squad.

Gruden/Allen/Glazer saw fit to let Chris fly away on his own...like a baby eagle spreading his feathers for the first time. Why keep him chained to the nest when he has a chance to soar elsewhere? Just another reason why Tampa Bay is the place free agents and seasoned veterans are gravitating to...

Chris Simms will turn out just peachy king for your football team. Go ahead...make the signing. The kid already has the foundation and mental makeup instilled by one of the true geniuses this league has ever seen in Jon Gruden.

Make the move, Jerry Jones. This Bucs fan approves.

*Blinks*

Ummmm....thanks....I guess.
 

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are we supposed to be estactic that you gave "your blessing"? Why do you continue to post here with your lopsided posts that no one cares about. Nobody here wants your opinion. You're like a comedian, oops, I mean you're a joke. Go away.
 

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Pittman4Two;2230617 said:
The rumblings are that the Dallas Cowboys are in line to possibly sign recently waived and released Buccanneer's QB Chris Simms.

I have to say that, while Chris could not find a spot on our talent-filled roster, he should be able to slide right into the #2 spot in your QB rotation. This isn't the first time Jerry Jones has ridden a bull in a rodeo during a tournament or anything. He's made key acquisitions before like bringing in Keyshawn "Super Bowl Champ" Johnson after he left the Pewter Pirates. However, on the other hand, on the flip side, he's made some pretty questionable moves as well. Trading away a future hall-of-famer, pro bowler, and speed demon, Joey Galloway comes to mind.

This potential signing falls right into the good move category for Jerry Jones. Taking a tutorial from Bruce Allen would prove beneficial to the Texas oilman. Notice how the Bucs are under the radar, aren't being talked about, have barely gotten any mention in the national press, etc.? You can chalk that up to solid scouting from the scouting department and a general manager that knows how to generally manage a professional NFL League squad.

Gruden/Allen/Glazer saw fit to let Chris fly away on his own...like a baby eagle spreading his feathers for the first time. Why keep him chained to the nest when he has a chance to soar elsewhere? Just another reason why Tampa Bay is the place free agents and seasoned veterans are gravitating to...

Chris Simms will turn out just peachy king for your football team. Go ahead...make the signing. The kid already has the foundation and mental makeup instilled by one of the true geniuses this league has ever seen in Jon Gruden.

Make the move, Jerry Jones. This Bucs fan approves.


Yawn... you're off your game, Ralphie...
 

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As soon as I saw a post from Pittman, I turned to my wife and said "I'm going to be laughing my *** off while I'm reading this, please excuse me."

She said if its thats funny, let me read it. Needless to say, she was laughing her *** off while she read the post.
 

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Coakleys Dad;2230650 said:
are we supposed to be estactic that you gave "your blessing"? Why do you continue to post here with your lopsided posts that no one cares about. Nobody here wants your opinion. You're like a comedian, oops, I mean you're a joke. Go away.

I would be very excited to have Simms on your football team.

I'm sure there is an inquired mind or two out there that seeks out an opinion from a fan of an opposing team.
 

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Pittman4Two;2230700 said:
I would be very excited to have Simms on your football team.

I'm sure there is an inquired mind or two out there that seeks out an opinion from a fan of an opposing team.
Im not even going to take the bait.
 

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I do like Chris and wish JJ would take him on the other hand getting Galloway was the worst and I was GLAD When JJ finally got burnt but was wise enough to get rid of the virus only to send him your way you lucky pirates I mean devils I MEAN WELL YOU KNOW>>>
 

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Didn't Simms tatoo his best buds name on his leg or something?

Yeah, pass.
 

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ROMOATTACK9;2230729 said:
I do like Chris and wish JJ would take him on the other hand getting Galloway was the worst and I was GLAD When JJ finally got burnt but was wise enough to get rid of the virus only to send him your way you lucky pirates I mean devils I MEAN WELL YOU KNOW>>>
what the ??????
 

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He's a good fit at the waterboy spot. our waterboy is gonna have to battle with simms for thr spot :rolleyes:
 

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Pittman4Two;2230617 said:
Gruden/Allen/Glazer saw fit to let Chris fly away on his own...like a baby eagle spreading his feathers for the first time. Why keep him chained to the nest when he has a chance to soar elsewhere? Just another reason why Tampa Bay is the place free agents and seasoned veterans are gravitating to...

who wrote this piece of crap anyway? letting chris simms fly away on his own like a baby eagle? if the bucs suits are so mother eagley, then why didn't they release simms sooner to give baby eagle a chance for a head start with another team?
 

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Bob Sacamano;2230702 said:
Pittman makes me long for gimmetheball
Generally speaking, I find you . . . creepy.

But thanx for your continuing obsession.
 

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GimmeTheBall!;2230878 said:
Generally speaking, I find you . . . creepy.

But thanx for your continuing obsession.

you overvalue your self-worth

kind of like how you think you're schtick is funny
 

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Bob Sacamano;2230886 said:
you overvalue your self-worth

kind of like how you think you're schtick is funny

Quit obsessing.

creepy. (shudder)


:)
 
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