Chuck

[ABQcowboyJR]

"Once upon a time Chuck Norris round house kicked a guy and his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart over the Pacific."

 

[The Rawhide Kid]

"Once upon a time Chuck Norris round house kicked a guy and his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart over the Pacific."

PM me before you start a thread like this. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the universe and told it to get a job. This is known as the Big Bang Theory.

 

[theebs]

what is this supposed to be?

 

[ABQcowboyJR]

lol
Chuck Norris can run so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

 

[Bach]

Does your dad know you're still up?

 

[TheCount]

Thank the gods for a thread to break up all the draft stuff, haha.

I heard that Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down.

 

[ABQcowboyJR]

lol how old do you think I am bro?

 

[The Rawhide Kid]

Does your dad know you're still up?

GEEZ. Someone starts a thread to break up the constant draft talk and you criticize them. It's called humor.

 

[theebs]

GEEZ. Someone starts a thread to break up the constant draft talk and you criticize them. It's called humor.

try the off topic zone. It is misplaced in the fan zone.

This is the kind of thing you see at other forums. the o/t zone keeps the football stuff uncluttered.

 

[Muhast]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

 

[UDcowboysfan]

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer......To bad he never cries

 

[ABQcowboyJR]

try the off topic zone. It is misplaced in the fan zone.

This is the kind of thing you see at other forums. the o/t zone keeps the football stuff uncluttered.

But you still liked it

 

[The Rawhide Kid]

try the off topic zone. It is misplaced in the fan zone.

This is the kind of thing you see at other forums. the o/t zone keeps the football stuff uncluttered.

SHH! It's easy access. I can keep up w/ the Fan Zone and get my Chuck Norris in one place.

 

[cleverusername]

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

 

[ndanger]

Chuck Norris' sperm once killed 32 million other sperm and destroyed six vaginas before a round house kick from said sperm, sent the egg sailing out of the womb and actually impregnated a 46 year old Chinese woman working in a rice patty.

 

[gimmesix]

Chuck Norris doesn't draft McFadden; he tolerates the running back's desire to learn from the master.

Chuck Norris doesn't have to draft McFadden. All he needs to do is roundhouse kick Bill Parcells and the Tuna will hand him the running back, two Super Bowl rings, his three daughters, his house in Saratoga Springs ... and go back into retirement.

 

[The Rawhide Kid]

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

[cleverusername]

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

 

[Deep_Freeze]

Had no idea there were this many Chuck Norris jokes.

 

[The Rawhide Kid]

Had no idea there were this many Chuck Norris jokes.

Go to http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/. There are hundreds of them.