Chuck

[Deep_Freeze]

Go to http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/. There are hundreds of them.

Its really sad you know that site.....

 

[ABQcowboyJR]

If Chuck Norris fought him self he would win.

 

[The Rawhide Kid]

Its really sad you know that site.....

A friend of mine told me about it. I said the same thing to him at the time.

 

[TheCount]

Chuck Norris once brought a still-born lamb back to life, and then roundhouse kicked it to death again just to show that the good Chuck givth, and the good Chuck taketh away.

Oh, by the way, the title of this thread is very misleading. I thought we had traded for Charles Barkley.

 

[The Rawhide Kid]

They can move our thread but they can't take our Freedom... to post Norris Facts.

 

[Deep_Freeze]

A friend of mine told me about it. I said the same thing to him at the time.

It is funny though.

 

[Deep_Freeze]

They can move our thread... but they can't take our Freedom.

Great Braveheart reference...........and its "but the can't take our FRREEEDOMMM!!!"

 

[ABQcowboyJR]

lol I think its funny they moved it.

 

[Dallas]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

They once made a Chuck Norris toiletpaper. Problem was that it never took crap from anyone.

iTunes pays Chuck Norris 99cents, everytime he listens to a song.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do: . . .

Chuck Norris once picked a fight with a duck. The duck turned out to have several 10th degree blackbelts, and was the most formidable adversary Chuck Norris ever faced. Funny how random the universe can be.

There are no steroids in baseball, just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

 

[gimmesix]

Chuck Norris once kicked Bill Parcells so hard that his nickname was changed to "The Fat Flounder."

Norris gave Parcells back his nickname, but only because he enjoys calling Parcells the "Chicken of the Sea."

 

[The Rawhide Kid]

Great Braveheart reference...........and its "but the can't take our FRREEEDOMMM!!!"

But I did raise my kilt over my head when I said it so...

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

 

[Bowltime26]

Who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and God????




....Trick Question.


Chuck Norris is God.

 

[Bowltime26]

Chuck Norris does not Sleep.........he waits.

 

[Route 66]

The Boogeyman looks for Chuck Norris in his closet.