Clap! By Van Halen

[Staubacher]

Other teams coach up, but Garrett coaches down.
He looks so tough? Nah more like Clappy the Clown.
And he knows, baby, just how to scheme.
And his halftime speeches fire up the other team.
Oh can't you see him standing here,
He's got his gum and his headset machine
Ain't he worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see him preen?
Might as well clap. Clap!
Might as well clap.
Go ahead, clap. Clap!
His team is turning to crap.

 

[mmohican29]

I'd delete this before anyone else sees it

 

[PA Cowboy Fan]

 

[Hardline]

This made me lose the will to live.

 

[BobSacamano]

This made me lose the will to live.

Clapping restores wills. Try it. It works for even the most deluded people ie Garrett.

 

[cityochamps]

Nicely done!

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

It’s gotta nice beat and I can dance to it.

 

[piksix]

Not THAT bad.....

 

[CCBoy]

This made me lose the will to live.

Alright...next round is on me.

Don't worry about looking 'cool.' I'll pull out a chilled bottle of Don Padron and salt shaker, then...

 

[Pants]

now that stupid song is in my head (van Halen's, not the OP version)....gonna go burn it out of there with some slipnot

 

[Doomsday]

Things that sound better in your own head for a thousand Alex.

 

[CF74]

The clap is strong with this one...

 

[ShortRound]

 

[Asklesko]

those rhymes are worse than the clap

 

[Verdict]

It’s gotta nice beat and I can dance to it.

That sounds like an American Bandstand interview.

 

[RomoFor6]

Brutal

 

[Biggems]

The clap is strong with this one...

Jason Clapwalker is nowhere near as powerful as his father Anakin Clapwalker aka Darth Clapper. We need the darkside of the Clap.

 

[CowboyRoy]

Other teams coach up, but Garrett coaches down.
He looks so tough? Nah more like Clappy the Clown.
And he knows, baby, just how to scheme.
And his halftime speeches fire up the other team.
Oh can't you see him standing here,
He's got his gum and his headset machine
Ain't he worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see him preen?
Might as well clap. Clap!
Might as well clap.
Go ahead, clap. Clap!
His team is turning to crap.

Wow...that was awesome. Thanks for making me laugh buddy. Great stuff.

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

Jason Garrett's reaction to being at ground zero of a nuclear explosion....

 

[dallasdave]

Other teams coach up, but Garrett coaches down.
He looks so tough? Nah more like Clappy the Clown.
And he knows, baby, just how to scheme.
And his halftime speeches fire up the other team.
Oh can't you see him standing here,
He's got his gum and his headset machine
Ain't he worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see him preen?
Might as well clap. Clap!
Might as well clap.
Go ahead, clap. Clap!
His team is turning to crap.

He is no David Lee