Classic TV Haters Vandalize Andy Griffith Statue

[KJJ]

Those are Jim Rome takes on the show.

Then he must be stealing my material. :nono2:

 

[KJJ]

Yea, because the part about 6 kids, sharing a total of TWO bedrooms, while a live-in housekeeper rattles around downstairs in her own private suite, was über realistic!

Speaking of several in a family sharing a place you had 4 men living together on Bonanza. That show had some terrible casting because none of the members of the family looked remotely similar. Hos Cartwright was tall, fat, bald and ugly. His brother little Joe was short, skinny, good looking with a thick head of hair. Pernell Roberts who played the other brother looked older than Lorne Green who played the father. Little Joe was the only one ever seen with a woman on that show.

 

[DallasCowpoke]

Speaking of several in a family sharing a place you had 4 men living together on Bonanza. That show had some terrible casting because none of the members of the family looked remotely similar. Hos Cartwright was tall, fat, bald and ugly. His brother little Joe was short, skinny, good looking with a thick head of hair. Pernell Roberts who played the other brother looked older than Lorne Green who played the father. Little Joe was the only one ever seen with a woman on that show.

Easy answer. Ben Cartwright was a SLUT!!

Think about it, he had Hop Sing working for him. What better connections can you have to the burgeoning Asian sex trade!?

 

[Hostile]

Then he must be stealing my material. :nono2:

More likely you stole his or one of your friend's who did and thought no one would know. He's had those takes for over 20 years.

 

[KJJ]

More likely you stole his or one of your friend's who did and thought no one would know. He's had those takes for over 20 years.

Well I'm flattered you're so impressed by my material that you think it was stolen. LOL I don't even watch Rome I thought he was some shock Jock who pissed off athletes during interviews.

 

[KJJ]

More likely you stole his or one of your friend's who did and thought no one would know. He's had those takes for over 20 years.

Tell you what start an O/T topic on something that can be branched off into something humorous and and I'll work my magic on it sticking with your theme. :shades:

 

[Hostile]

Well I'm flattered you're so impressed by my material that you think it was stolen. LOL I don't even watch Rome I thought he was some shock Jock who pissed off athletes during interviews.

LMAO @ your material.

Kid, no one who has ever heard Rome is going to believe that is your material and he stole it. No one.

 

[bbgun]

Then he must be stealing my material. :nono2:

Now we just have to figure out who Rome stole from, because they're hardly original takes.

 

[KJJ]

LMAO @ your material.

Kid, no one who has ever heard Rome is going to believe that is your material and he stole it. No one.

Jim Rome does "sports talk" why would he be making jokes about Gilligans island? I can prove I'm spontaneous give me a topic that has some humor to it or at least can be made into something humorous and you can give all the credit for my comeback to Jim Rome, Sarah Palin or Oprah. LOL I see you're still stewing over that Bennett argument....lmao!

 

[KJJ]

Now we just have to figure out who Rome stole from, because they're hardly original takes.

I haven't watched Rome in years. The last time I saw him he was being thrown to the floor by Jim Everett. Rome is no comedian so if he's now cracking jokes about classic TV shows instead of making wisecracks to athletes that's news to me.

 

[Hostile]

Jim Rome does "sports talk" why would he be making jokes about Gilligans island? I can prove I'm spontaneous give me a topic that has some humor to it or at least can be made into something humorous and you can give all the credit for my comeback to Jim Rome, Sarah Palin or Oprah. LOL I see you're still stewing over that Bennett argument....lmao!

Oh you have amused me several times. I doubt intentionally.

Rome jokes about everything. No one is ever going to believe you that he stole "your material," so you should stop.

 

[KJJ]

Oh you have amused me several times. I doubt intentionally.

Rome jokes about everything. No one is ever going to believe you that he stole "your material," so you should stop.

When I said he must have stole my material I said it in jest...puleese! Didn't you say you weren't going to take anything I said seriously? LOL

 

[Hostile]

When I said he must have stole my material I said it in jest...puleese! Didn't you say you weren't going to take anything I said seriously? LOL

I meant seriously as in worth giving serious thought to. I only take things at face value. Right now, at face value you are trying to take credit for a joke that has been around for many years and most sports fans would know the source. I guarantee you if I created a thread asking where it comes from dozens of people would know the answer and therefore the truth.

 

[KJJ]

I meant seriously as in worth giving serious thought to. I only take things at face value. Right now, at face value you are trying to take credit for a joke that has been around for many years and most sports fans would know the source. I guarantee you if I created a thread asking where it comes from dozens of people would know the answer and therefore the truth.

If there's a joke that's word for word "exactly" what I just posted about Gilligans island that's been around for many years and most sports fans would know the source then find it somewhere and let's compare it? LOL What's really hilarious is I started an O/T awhile back about hard to open airtight packages and some dude accused me of stealing that routine from someone else. I guess some here find it shocking when someone shows up on this board who's clever. LOL You do realize that ANYONE can show up here and create an alias and post? I know a couple of Cowboy players who lurk on this board under an alias. LOL