Clinton Portis crying for more carries

[LittleBoyBlue]

Hey, his complaints about a lack of carries could be worst

He could be complaining that the defense knew the plays there were gonna run . .

That still cracks me up to this day.

- Mike G.

Oh Yeah that was something... I think prior to saying that he had just hurt his ******

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

he's not "crying" when he's right

would you say the same thing about TO?

"would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?"

 

[Gfunk]

would you say the same thing about TO?

"would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?"

Portis doesn't have a history of calling out his teammates in public, blowing up teams, or pretending to commit suicide in the name of media hype

 

[peplaw06]

Portis doesn't ... pretend... to commit suicide in the name of media hype

You think that was a brilliantly coordinated plot for more media attention? I have a bridge in Brooklyn you may be interested in.

 

[1fisher]

Portis doesn't have a history of calling out his teammates in public, blowing up teams, or pretending to commit suicide in the name of media hype

but it's ok to tell the world that he shouldn't be playing in preseason......

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

Portis doesn't have a history of calling out his teammates in public, blowing up teams, or pretending to commit suicide in the name of media hype

Portis still hasnt gotten past "Hooked on Phonics"... let alone... "How to market yourself through controversy"

ebeda ebeda... .thats all folks!

:laugh1:

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

but it's ok to tell the world that he shouldn't be playing in preseason......

No wait... its better than that....

his MAJOR complaint was crying about playing 4 preseason games.... and he got hurt in the first or 2nd one

I dont know why we gotta play four...
I dont know why we gotta play four...
I dont know why we gotta play four...

 

[5Stars]

Portis doesn't have a history of calling out his teammates in public, blowing up teams, or pretending to commit suicide in the name of media hype

No...Portis has a history of dressing up like the clown he is so that he can draw attention to himself...and if that don't embarass you...well nothing will!!

Edit: Scratch what I just typed...I forgot...you have the Hogettes, so I guess you and your crappy team is used to the embarassment...on and off the field!

 

[SkinsandTerps]

No...Portis has a history of dressing up like the clown he is so that he can draw attention to himself...and if that don't embarass you...well nothing will!!

Edit: Scratch what I just typed...I forgot...you have the Hogettes, so I guess you and your crappy team is used to the embarassment...on and off the field!

Lance Armstrong anyone ?
Accidental Overdose ?
Dropped TDs ?
Books that he supposedly wrote, claiming he was misquoted ?
etc, etc.

On and off the field, TO is 10 times the "me player" than Portis has ever been.

 

[5Stars]

On and off the field, TO is 10 times the "me player" than Portis has ever been.

And, on or off the field, T.O. is 50 times the player your ghey little running back will ever be...!

Anymore questions?

 

[jimmy40]

I pulled this from CBS Sportsline's fantasy football section, so I don't have a link to the complete article, but check out the comments from Clinton Portis:



Is that really different than TO saying "Why did they bring me here?" It seems like the same sentiment to me. ESPN wouldn't talk about anything BUT if TO uttered those words. I know Owens brings a lot of this crap on himself, but I'm just tired of it, as I think the team is.

How many teams has Portis been kicked off of?

 

[SkinsandTerps]

And, on or off the field, T.O. is 50 times the player your ghey little running back will ever be...!

Anymore questions?

He is a player off the field ? Based on what ? Portis is the one that had the strippers pole in his basement, and rents clubs for parties, TO on the other hand likes to workout in his driveway, have house parties with his boys, and OD in front of his ignorant publicist.

On the field both have been great players.

Any questions ?

 

[5Stars]

He is a player off the field ? Based on what ? Portis is the one that had the strippers pole in his basement, and rents clubs for parties, TO on the other hand likes to workout in his driveway, have house parties with his boys, and OD in front of his ignorant publicist.

On the field both have been great players.

Any questions ?

Yeah, just one question.

While Portis is in the basement with hookers sliding down a greased poll while his loser teammates watch on, or Portis is out renting strip clubs for your teams lousey players to get drunk and watch them hoes doing lap dances...

my question is, would you rather have a teammate working out in his driveway to stay fit for football, and throwing a barbeque for his teammates, or a freaking ghey pervert that is hooked on phonics?

Please answer!

 

[Clove]

Portis doesn't have a history of calling out his teammates in public, blowing up teams, or pretending to commit suicide in the name of media hype

What a bum. Get you and your 2 and 4 toilet bowl team, and disappear.

Why in the heck would he be pretending to commit suicide? I may say something bad about your players, but atleast I won't make **** up.

 

[CanadianCowboysFan]

Referring to himself in the third person. Explains so much.

CCF often refers to himself in the third person, freaks people out.

 

[5Stars]

CCF often refers to himself in the third person, freaks people out.

That's because he is FREAKY! A good running back, but, 5Stars thinks he is a freaky, freaky, freaky person!

Now, if he could only learn the English language...

:laugh2:

 

[firehawk350]

How many teams has Portis been kicked off of?

Are you serious??? Really, are you serious??? I mean, cmon now dude. He was traded off the broncos for Champ Bailey, who some consider the best CB in the game right now.
And whoever said about the better player on the field, your talking about different positions! Both are extremely talented, probably elite in their respective categories. I would take CP over TO because Portis gives it his all every play, no matter what the call is. He blocked 3 different people on the first Moss touchdown in the Jax game! How many other RBs do that on a pass play???

 

[SkinsandTerps]

Yeah, just one question.

While Portis is in the basement with hookers sliding down a greased poll while his loser teammates watch on, or Portis is out renting strip clubs for your teams lousey players to get drunk and watch them hoes doing lap dances...

my question is, would you rather have a teammate working out in his driveway to stay fit for football, and throwing a barbeque for his teammates, or a freaking ghey pervert that is hooked on phonics?

Please answer!

Give me the guy that has the gym inside his house, give me the guy that has the respect of his teammates and coaches (current and former), give me the guy that doesnt need to call out his teammates, give me the guy that has a sense of humor and can laugh at himself instead of trying to stir the pot at every turn.

 

[5Stars]

Give me the guy that has the gym inside his house, give me the guy that has the respect of his teammates and coaches (current and former), give me the guy that doesnt need to call out his teammates, give me the guy that has a sense of humor and can laugh at himself instead of trying to stir the pot at every turn.

FYI: Most rich athletes have gyms in thier house, and basketball courts, swimming pools, saunas, game rooms, etc.

I'm not sure how many have stripper polls in their house!

As for me, I'll take the guy that is a winner and a God fearing person, rather then some dumb rich jock that has a sense of humor and dresses up like he wants the action from backwards...

I'm not a T.O. lover...but, I do know that he brings a HELL of a lot more to a team then the little ghey running back does! The sissy can't even make a tackle without hurting his shoulder and ruining his makeup...

:laugh2:

 

[SkinsandTerps]

FYI: Most rich athletes have gyms in thier house, and basketball courts, swimming pools, saunas, game rooms, etc.

I'm not sure how many have stripper polls in their house!

As for me, I'll take the guy that is a winner and a God fearing person, rather then some dumb rich jock that has a sense of humor and dresses up like he wants the action from backwards...

I'm not a T.O. lover...but, I do know the he brings a HELL of a lot more to a team then the little ghey running back does! The sissy can't even make a tackle without hurting his shoulder and ruining his makeup...

:laugh2:

TO is the one who looks like he is wearing lip gloss all the time. Settle down with all the makeup stuff. I am sure I can find those model shoots that TO did.

God fearing ? Based on what now ? You just keep pulling out more and more bull.

They are all rich jocks, and unfortunately TO certainly isnt in any position to consider others dumb, nor are you. T.O. was so stupid he signed a contract in Philly that the players association told him not to sign. Thats about as stupid as it gets. They are looking out for his best interests and he still doesnt get it.

Most athletes do but TO only has his driveway ? Oh man, I didnt realize he was so underpaid.

The guy is a winner ? Really ? What has he won ? The Chattanoga Championship ? Really what has he won, ever ?