Here's what's happened to date:
Game, receive or kick to start the game, result of our first drive, result of our first 2nd half drive
SF, receive, fumble, punt
@TEN, receive, punt, punt
@STL, kick, fumble, TD
NO, receive, TD, TD
HOU, kick, punt, punt
@SEA, kick, blocked punt, punt
NYG, receive, punt, TD
WAS, receive, punt, punt
ARI, kick, FG, punt
@JAC, receive, FG, TD
@NYG, receive, punt, punt
PHI, kick, punt, punt
@CHI, receive, punt, TD
In the eight games where we received the opening kickoff, we scored one TD, one 50+-yard FG, punted five times and fumbled once. (1.25 points/drive)
In the five games where we received the 2nd-half kickoff, we scored one TD and punted four times. (1.4 points/drive)
Our offense is pretty bad coming out of the tunnel.
Getting the ball second in a half, we've tallied four TDs, one 50+-yard FG, one fumble, one blocked punt and six other punts. (2.4 points/drive).
What about the other guys?
In the five games where we kicked off first, we've given up two TDs and one FG, forced one punt, and had a pick-6 against ARI.
In the eight games where we kicked off to start the second half, we've given up one TD and two FGs, forced 4 punts and a fumble.
Actually, we've done pretty well when we kick off in the second half: we've allowed 13 points to the opponents in 8 games, and then scored 28 points when we got the ball.
When we receive to start the second half, we've scored 7 points in 5 games, and then allowed 14 points to the opponents on their ensuing drives.
None of this means anything, but I guess I'd be perfectly happy to receive the opening kickoff.