Commanders 2006 predictions

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Lets look into the future and see whats in store for the Commanders this year. Feel free to add to the list.

Week 1. Skins win thier first game by one point. The fans at extremeskins are convinced that they will win it all this year.

Week 2 Brunell injured . Out for the season. Jason Campbell comes in and completes his first pass around week 8

Week 3 Portis finally comes out of the closet. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Week 4 Sean Taylor keeps spitting on people, so Gibbs has his mouth wired shut. By week 5, you see Taylor on the sideline pointing at people, and Rosenhaus right next to him doing the spitting for him.

Week 5 Gibbs questions why he ever came back to coaching. He holds a press coference to announce he would've had more luck teaching Dexter Manley how to read than getting this team to win games.

Week 6. Jason Campell tries to get Lil Danny Snyder to trade for both Cadillac Willams and Ronnie Brown. His reasoning is simple......if I had 2 really good runners behind me, I can win games. After all, it worked for me in college.

Week 7 Brandon Lloyd caught in a game with "Stick'em" on his hands. When questioned, he said it was the only way he could "catch the easy ones"

Week 8 Skins trade their entire draft picks in 07 for a pair of platform shoes to make Lil Danny appear one and a half inches taller.

Week 9 Folks at ExtremeSkins are all in agreement.........."As long as we can beat dallas this week, its a great year".........

Week 10. When does Spring training for the Nationals start?

Week 11 Folks at Extremeskins on suicide watch. 300 threads started with this title............"Who's available in Free Agency next year".......

Week 12 Sean Taylor arrested for Stealing someones ATV.

Week 13 Fire Joe Gibbs website's pop up all over the internet. Buy your T-shirt today.

Week 14 Randle El shows his superbowl ring to his teamates. Portis steals it when Randle El isn't looking. Portis said it would go perfect with a pair of high heels he owns.

Week 15 Norv Turner contacted to see if he is interested in being the next head coach of the deadskins.

Week 16 Patrick Ramsey voted MVP of the league for the Jets.
 
kobe2jail said:
Lets look into the future and see whats in store for the Commanders this year. Feel free to add to the list.

Week 1. Skins win thier first game by one point. The fans at extremeskins are convinced that they will win it all this year.

Week 2 Brunell injured . Out for the season. Jason Campbell comes in and completes his first pass around week 8

Week 3 Portis finally comes out of the closet. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Week 4 Sean Taylor keeps spitting on people, so Gibbs has his mouth wired By week 5, you see Taylor on the sideline pointing at people, and Rosenhaus right next to him doing the spitting for him.

Week 5 Gibbs questions why he ever came back to coaching. He holds a press coference to announce he would've had more luck teaching Dexter Manley how to read than getting this team to win games.

Week 6. Jason Campell tries to get Lil Danny Snyder to trade for both Cadillac Willams and Ronnie Brown. His reasoning is simple......if I had 2 really good runners behind me, I can win games. After all, it worked for me in college.

Week 7 Brandon Lloyd caught in a game with "Stick'em" on his hands. When questioned, he said it was the only way he could "catch the easy ones"

Week 8 Skins trade their entire draft picks in 07 for a pair of platform shoes to make Lil Danny appear one and a half inches taller.

Week 9 Folks at ExtremeSkins are all in agreement.........."As long as we can beat dallas this week, its a great year".........

Week 10. When does Spring training for the Nationals start?

Week 11 Folks at Extremeskins on suicide watch. 300 threads started with this title............"Who's available in Free Agency next year".......

Week 12 Sean Taylor arrested for Stealing someones ATV.

Week 13 Fire Joe Gibbs website's pop up all over the internet. Buy your T-shirt today.

Week 14 Randle El shows his superbowl ring to his teamates. Portis steals it when Randle El isn't looking. Portis said it would go perfect with a pair of high heels he owns.

Week 15 Norv Turner contacted to see if he is interested in being the next head coach of the deadskins.

Week 16 Patrick Ramsey voted MVP of the league for the Jets.

:lmao2: :lmao:
 
The fact that you upset some Commanders fans already makes this post just THAT much better.
 
If you want to read something REALLY funny--check out Extremeskins. They're absolutely positively convinced they're going to the Super Bowl this year.
 
Kittymama said:
If you want to read something REALLY funny--check out Extremeskins. They're absolutely positively convinced they're going to the Super Bowl this year.

That's different than any other year?
 
Kittymama said:
If you want to read something REALLY funny--check out Extremeskins. They're absolutely positively convinced they're going to the Super Bowl this year.

I wouldn't generalize like that. Certainly there are a few members on Extremeskins that won't hear anything of anyone else potentially winning the Super Bowl.

Those are called homers. I'm fairly certain CowboysZone has a few of them as well.
 
Extreme Skins is horrible.

Not that there aren't homers here or over at the Ranch....but ES is blatantly horrible.

If you want to discuss anything with Skins fans, you have to head over to CPND...

Theres a select few over there are can look at things objectively.

And I've noticed, there are a couple of Skins fans running around this site that aren't too bad either....
 
So thats your prediction huh? I'll say 12-4...we'll see who's closer. And as for all the ExtremeSkins bashing about blatant homerism, yes, it goes on over there just like any other fan message board. But how many of you guys over here think dallas is going to win the superbowl this season? Probably the majority. I think this is the best shot the Skins have had in over a decade of making it to the Big Game. And I'll never count Joe Gibbs out of winning another one.
 
SantanaOwnsU said:
So thats your prediction huh? I'll say 12-4...we'll see who's closer. And as for all the ExtremeSkins bashing about blatant homerism, yes, it goes on over there just like any other fan message board. But how many of you guys over here think dallas is going to win the superbowl this season? Probably the majority. I think this is the best shot the Skins have had in over a decade of making it to the Big Game. And I'll never count Joe Gibbs out of winning another one.

I bet there is less than 15% of us over here that really think we're going to win the superbowl. I'd say 40% of the guys at ES think the skins will win it.

And you call us homers?

Oh by the way......you got the idea for your username from "WeownU" on ES.

Admit it.
 
That's cute. Too bad for you only Campbell playing in Week 2 due to injury is the only thing that could possibly happen.
 
I came by to lurk on you boyz fans but that was funny I have to admit. Hell we all are homers in one way or another. Here's to another great year in the NFC east, well except for Dallas, Philthy and the Gnats.:D Oh, and WeownU is alright in my book, who is he on here I wonder?:rolleyes:
 

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