Commercials I Cannot Stand

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The Burger King commercials are so bad I haven't eaten there in years. I literally can't stand their commercials any more.

The Tiny Hands whiner
The Hamburger Family
The King and his voyeuristic tendencies


The latest one to set me on edge is a grown man in a diaper and high chair pouring milk all over the place.

How in the hell is this crap supposed to sell me a hamburger?
 

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They've got some idiot heading their marketing campaign. Their food is terrible anyway.
 

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There is a reason the remote control is always at my side when I watch TV. Spare batteries are always in my kitchen junk drawer in case of emergency. I am highly allergic to commercials and do what I can to avoid them at all costs.
 

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big dog cowboy;3277620 said:
There is a reason the remote control is always at my side when I watch TV. Spare batteries are always in my kitchen junk drawer in case of emergency. I am highly allergic to commercials and do what I can to avoid them at all costs.

I hate how the volume goes way up when commericals come on. That is very annoying.

I heard something about legislation to stop that. I see it hasn't passed yet.
 

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I hate the Whataburger commercials. The old man with the quivering voice as they slowly lower a paper-thin patty onto a bun. Their food is overrated and way overpriced.

Hate Burger King's creepy king.

THe Progressive insurance girl dressed in all white is creepy, too.

And the local car dealers. Good grief, they're bad.
 

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Chief;3277632 said:
I hate the Whataburger commercials. The old man with the quivering voice as they slowly lower a paper-thin patty onto a bun. Their food is overrated and way overpriced.

Hate Burger King's creepy king.

THe Progressive insurance girl dressed in all white is creepy, too.

And the local car dealers. Good grief, they're bad.

Those Whataburger commercials are annoying too. I hate the old man's voice and the food is very overpriced. Their burgers are really dry like Sonic's. They make a killing from late night drunk people with the munchies.
 

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Chief;3277632 said:
The Progressive insurance girl dressed in all white is creepy, too.
I can't stand her, her voice is way too annoying.
 

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Nothing comes close to the Xtenz commercials. I want to inflict physical damage on the two hosts of that commercial.
 

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freecreditreport.com commercials
Blackberry commercials with the "All you need is love" song, especially the one with the dancing chick with funky hair.
The NFL's slo-mo commercials.

Burger King is awesome, and I love the King. I miss the football commercials with the King.
 

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I like whataburger chicken sandwiches..

and the progressive commercials are funny.
 

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I'm not sure anything can top this. It's not edited, this is exactly how it was run on television and it's as ridiculous as the product it sells. If anyone ever bought this product, they should be whipped.

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ChldsPlay;3277668 said:
Burger King is awesome, and I love the King. I miss the football commercials with the King.

I'm with you on this. Creepy, but funny as hell.

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I haven't eaten a Snickers candy bar since the Super Bowl commercial a few years back with the kissing mechanics. I didn't think any commercial would ever sicken me like that one. Burger King has.

I actually called their corporate offices last week to vent.
 

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Hostile;3277722 said:
II actually called their corporate offices last week to vent.

:laugh2:

I have to see this commercial.
 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=[youtube]PMOBwEs-g4s[/youtube]

I hate this guy, Bill Dickenson. I like to prank call the number and say that he's scaring my son who gets frightened when he says if he can't beat it he's going to give it to me.
 

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Jon88;3277621 said:
I hate how the volume goes way up when commericals come on. That is very annoying.

I heard something about legislation to stop that. I see it hasn't passed yet.

When I was in high school, one of my classmates worked part-time at the local CBS station and her only job was to normalize the volume of the commercials to whatever program was on.

I have a great appreciation for that job position because I hate the drastic volume differences.
 

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The King was at his best back when he was "playing". I loved those commercials. As a result, it bought the King a lot of grace with me since.
 

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Chief;3277632 said:
Their food is overrated and way overpriced.

You realize, millions of Texans now want you dead, right? :p:

Seriously though, I've never been a Whataburger fan, even when they were just local to Texas. I always thought their buns were too sweet.
 
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