No, my friend. I'm the one assuming he meant what he said. You're doing exactly the opposite. You're twisting his words to fit what you believe. It's like you think your English is better than Blandino's, and you have to interpret.
Blandino 2013:
"Johnson did not have both feet down prior to reaching for the goal line."
You 3/10:
What he means here is that he was not still on his feet when he attempted the reach/lunge.
Blandino 2014:
“The official on the field ruled that the player had the ball long enough to be a runner, and if it’s not clear and obvious that he was not a runner, then the call on the field must stand.”
You 2/11:
There's a reason why Blandino was fired. He can't explain for shyte. The reason it was complete was because he maintained possession while contacting the ground.
Blandino 1/11/15:
"In order for it to be a football move, it's got to be more obvious than that. Reaching with two hands, extending for the goal line."
You 2/24:
I do agree that Blandino butchered his original explanation and didn't clarify that the reach or lunge was only applicable after FIRST gathering themselves.
Blandino is the guy who made the call that you're defending. The things he says should enforce and support your views. You should -- as you said -- assume that he meant every word he said. You should not have to further explain (and in some cases, alter) what he said in any way. That makes it look like neither one of you knows what you're talking about.