Conflict with Sunday's Game

[Corso]

One is about Hispanic traditions, like tamales on Christmas. Lol! The rest are all religious studies. He is a director at the Pontifical University.

That is impressive, but not surprising.
You are RANCHING, of course...
It's in the genes.

 

[haleyrules]

I haven't missed a game since I was a fourth grader in 1975. Sunday is Christmas Eve and my wife's family is celebrating Mass at 5pm, which means I would have to leave my house at 4! So, miss 3/4 of the game or tell the wife and daughter they are on their own! My wife already told me she understood, but I feel like if I don't go to Mass, the Cowboys will be jinxed and lose!!!!!!! What to do? I think I'll drink on it! What would you do?

Ha!! Easy. Watch the game. What other possible choice do you have. Toss another couple bucks in the collection plate next Sunday.

 

[haleyrules]

My older brother is a priest in Rome, he just told me, "If your mind is on the game, stay home and watch. I got your back with the big guy". I told him to have an extra glass of wine, on me!

You'll want icewater where you're going.

 

[Ranching]

Been moved to the dramazone, figures!

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

I haven't missed a game since I was a fourth grader in 1975. Sunday is Christmas Eve and my wife's family is celebrating Mass at 5pm, which means I would have to leave my house at 4! So, miss 3/4 of the game or tell the wife and daughter they are on their own! My wife already told me she understood, but I feel like if I don't go to Mass, the Cowboys will be jinxed and lose!!!!!!! What to do? I think I'll drink on it! What would you do?

here are 5 Patron Saints to Call on in Times of Trouble

http://www.beliefnet.com/faiths/galleries/5-patron-saints-to-call-on-in-time-of-trouble.aspx

 

[xwalker]

I haven't missed a game since I was a fourth grader in 1975. Sunday is Christmas Eve and my wife's family is celebrating Mass at 5pm, which means I would have to leave my house at 4! So, miss 3/4 of the game or tell the wife and daughter they are on their own! My wife already told me she understood, but I feel like if I don't go to Mass, the Cowboys will be jinxed and lose!!!!!!! What to do? I think I'll drink on it! What would you do?

Never miss a Cowboys game unless it's a mandatory work issue.

Switch to being a Baylor University type instead of a Notre Dame type and 5pm won't be a problem...

 

[Idgit]

I’d go to Midnight Mass, if it’s available.

 

[haleyrules]

I’d go to Midnight Mass, if it’s available.

Are you sure.....

 

[John813]

Crap, just realized the wife made plans that day.
Stupid in laws are arrogant(redundant) Pats fans to boot.

 

[CF74]

I haven't missed a game since I was a fourth grader in 1975. Sunday is Christmas Eve and my wife's family is celebrating Mass at 5pm, which means I would have to leave my house at 4! So, miss 3/4 of the game or tell the wife and daughter they are on their own! My wife already told me she understood, but I feel like if I don't go to Mass, the Cowboys will be jinxed and lose!!!!!!! What to do? I think I'll drink on it! What would you do?

Not trying to be sacrilegious here but God is skipping that mass to watch the game Himself, priorities here fan....

 

[haleyrules]

I’d go to Midnight Mass, if it’s available.

Is that Avatar a shot at Goodell?? Nice.

 

[JoeKing]

The wife gave the out, dude. Take it! Make it up later if you must.

 

[Melonfeud]

Whoever you are- I like reading you. And your avi's suitably disturbing.

For I also, have drawn similar conclusions on both accounts concerning this above casing-liner of recent acquisition,,,my dear ol' boy

 

[Melonfeud]

My older brother is a priest in Rome, he just told me, "If your mind is on the game, stay home and watch. I got your back with the big guy". I told him to have an extra glass of wine, on me!

Then Yer' casing-liner is COVERED!,,, alas,a small pittance of 10 : "GARRETT SUCKS" will be required to fully absolve this faith based infraction there
Big-G!,,,pretty sure you kin' cover that in short order tween' double-gluggin',,,

 

[Melonfeud]

Ha!! Easy. Watch the game. What other possible choice do you have. Toss another couple bucks in the collection plate next Sunday.

Ya, pretty sure there's an unfinished 2nd BELL TOWER that been UNDER CONSTRUCTION out on the fronteras,,, fer' like maybe the last couple of centuries that could totally expedite in the utilization of BIG-G's infusion Wit' the guilt tithings,,,

 

[haleyrules]

Ya, pretty sure there's an unfinished 2nd BELL TOWER that been UNDER CONSTRUCTION out on the fronteras,,, fer' like maybe the last couple of centuries that could totally expedite in the utilization of BIG-G's infusion Wit' the guilt tithings,,,

. and the good father will know just how to best exploit those feelings!!

 

[Melonfeud]

. and the good father will know just how to best exploit those feelings!!

Oh, S*_t- baby f* #k,,,yer' knowing& pertinently pointing it in more 'detailed exploits' than I've certainly ever to have braved/ verbally savaged those twice savaged souls INTO TOURTURED COMPLIANCE,,,, er,,,or ELSE!,,,, ya,know Jack,,, I kinda' started assaulting that get drunk driving endeavor right around 10 am(today_,,ya,pretty sure,,,) ,,,,,,, er ,,,the last time I pulled 'op's' in daylight casing-liner vision!!! ,,fer' crying out loud you sea-salt of smartness,,, I'd have swapped that ol' '29' sport Ford YESTERDAY,,,fer' a slice of jungle river life that I do truly fancy ,,,pretty much ever since this "X-mas" christining has struck! ( I F*ckin' Hate it) they are brain damaged turtle casing-liner's representative of life,limb&*$$ pocket C D L,,er,,,ah,,,,therefore & in conclusion,,,,, TOODLES.

 

[haleyrules]

Oh, S*_t- baby f* #k,,,yer' knowing& pertinently pointing it in more 'detailed exploits' than I've certainly ever to have braved/ verbally savaged those twice savaged souls INTO TOURTURED COMPLIANCE,,,, er,,,or ELSE!,,,, ya,know Jack,,, I kinda' started assaulting that get drunk driving endeavor right around 10 am(today_,,ya,pretty sure,,,) ,,,,,,, er ,,,the last time I pulled 'op's' in daylight casing-liner vision!!! ,,fer' crying out loud you sea-salt of smartness,,, I'd have swapped that ol' '29' sport Ford YESTERDAY,,,fer' a slice of jungle river life that I do truly fancy ,,,pretty much ever since this "X-mas" christining has struck! ( I F*ckin' Hate it) they are brain damaged turtle casing-liner's representative of life,limb&*$$ pocket C D L,,er,,,ah,,,,therefore & in conclusion,,,,, TOODLES.

 

[Tabascocat]

The wife gave the out, dude. Take it! Make it up later if you must.

It depends on HOW she said it!

 

[Bohuntr97]

It depends on HOW she said it!

I think thats why I'm divorced. Took her words verbatum. I've learned.