Could Gregory have fooled the drug test this way?

[waldoputty]

I was one, too. Lol

trouty, you were one too!!!
i dont know what to say

 

[darthseinfeld]

u have got to be kidding.
give us some stories please!

I personally dont have anything interesting, but when I was a boot one of the NCO would call out length and girth after every cup lol

 

[Trouty]

Was?

A dude who stood near the urinal and watched people....


OH YOUR MESSING WITH ME!!!!!!!

 

[Trouty]

trouty, you were one too!!!
i dont know what to say

You don't get a choice, Waldo

 

[waldoputty]

I personally dont have anything interesting, but when I was a boot one of the NCO would call out length and girth after every cup lol

what the heck is a boot one?
why in the world would they call that out?
this seems really invasive

 

[waldoputty]

You don't get a choice, Waldo

wait, were you doing the watching or the one being watched?

 

[darthseinfeld]

wow. talking about big brother

You never actually watch. Just kinda hang out in the bathroom pretending to do you job.

You really think you are going to get 21 year old dudes that hate all things life to look at dudes penises all day?

 

[Beast_from_East]

yes interesting responses.
a few minutes of google turned out how the diluted samples are detected and how to get around it by taking something ahead of time and diluting with gatorade instead of water.
it is amazing gregory (or a friend) did not figure that out.
what am it missing???

Gregory is not the brightest bulb in the package, there are many ways to mask weed....not going to mention specifics......just know that it's not that hard

 

[waldoputty]

You never actually watch. Just kinda hang out in the bathroom pretending to do you job.

You really think you are going to get 21 year old dudes that hate all things life to look at dudes penises all day?

that is why you freaked me out

 

[Trouty]

wait, were you doing the watching or the one being watched?

Watching, and read Darth's response below yours. That is exactly the case for our unit.

 

[darthseinfeld]

what the heck is a boot one?
why in the world would they call that out?
this seems really invasive

A "boot" is someone who hasnt deployed.

They called it out to be funny lol

 

[waldoputty]

Gregory is not the brightest bulb in the package, there are many ways to mask weed....not going to mention specifics......just know that it's not that hard

may be gregory is not bright.
i would have thought someone would have taken him under their wing.

 

[darthseinfeld]

trouty, you were one too!!!
i dont know what to say

You wouldn't have made it lmao

 

[waldoputty]

Watching, and read Darth's response below yours. That is exactly the case for our unit.

come on, we know you were

 

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Did this really need its own thread?

 

[waldoputty]

A "boot" is someone who hasnt deployed.

They called it out to be funny lol

i see. learn something today

 

[darthseinfeld]

Did this really need its own thread?

We all need a little "what the...." in our life sometimes

 

[Trouty]

Did this really need its own thread?

Waldo is just hyper right now. Let him take out his energy, Fuzzy

 

[waldoputty]

Did this really need its own thread?

sorry, i posted this before bringing into the other thread. too late.

 

[haleyrules]

sorry, i posted this before bringing into the other thread. too late.

Thats because your a drunkin pothead!!