Could you survive in prehistoric times with this primitive tribe?

[EST_1986]

I'm dead within 16 hours

 

[ksadler1]

No cable or satellite TV, no A/C or heating, no McDonalds, Burger King or pizza, no ice cold beer, no Dallas Cowboys, etc etc etc...No thank you. I'll stay put...I'd die of boredom if nothing else. Give me Raquel Welch in her prime and I might live about 2 minutes after arrival...

 

[RJ_MacReady]

Survive? I’d have that tribe convinced I was some kind of magic man within hours and become a trusted Elder.

Primitive minds would be blown away with fart sounds, whistling, moonwalking, pop&locks, etc. I’d be seen as a powerful wizard-like being.

 

[RJ_MacReady]

Also, while the cavemen were out hunting and gathering (not me, I’ve become too important for menial tasks like that), I’d be kicking-back at home base with all of the cavewomen. Non-stop ‘knockin’ boots’ and breeding the stupid out this tribe.

So yeah, things will go swimmingly as I quickly establish intellectual dominance, enjoy a stable of broodmares and create a loyal group of Cucks happy to gather food for me. As life was intended..

 

[nobody]

Also, while the cavemen were out hunting and gathering (not me, I’ve become too important for menial tasks like that), I’d be kicking-back at home base with all of the cavewomen. Non-stop ‘knockin’ boots’ and breeding the stupid out this tribe.

So yeah, things will go swimmingly as I quickly establish intellectual dominance, enjoy a stable of broodmares and create a loyal group of Cucks happy to gather food for me. As life was intended..

You'd need one or two of the males kept happy with women of their own to support you. You have to sleep sometime...but otherwise solid plan.

 

[RJ_MacReady]

You'd need one or two of the males kept happy with women of their own to support you. You have to sleep sometime...but otherwise solid plan.

Hmm...that oversight could’ve cost me a nighttime boulder to the skull. Thanks! Okay, I’ll give two of them access to the bottom shelf products. I’ll name my trusted guards “Lloyd” and “Harry”.

Man, who knew that oligarchies could be formed this early in human existence?