Cowboy citizens only.

[silverbear]

Not me....

I have a wonderment in my mind that I cannot erase. Something special.

Yeah, we all know you're special...

 

[silverbear]

Whats the difference between an apple and a telephone pole???
















Give up?









The sky is blue!!!!:laugh2: :laugh1:

Why is a fish??

Because ice cream has no bones...

 

[silverbear]

If your Daddy was a rifle and your Mama was a pistol you'd a son of a gun.

Ahhh, but would you be a high caliber person??

 

[silverbear]

I'm a species.


You are too.

Are you saying you're a homo??

 

[silverbear]

I think therefore I am screwed.

There's one problem I'll never have to worry about...

 

[silverbear]

Smuckers!

Watch your ******* language, young man... we don't put up with vulgar **** like that around here...

 

[silverbear]

This thread is proof positive of what that immortal sage Hunter S. Thompson once wrote:

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro...

 

[CliffnDallas]

Watch your ******* language, young man... we don't put up with vulgar **** like that around here...

Doppelgänger!!!

 

[Beast_from_East]

You guys are freaking me out, seriously.

 

[CliffnDallas]

You guys are freaking me out, seriously.

Are there no prisons? Are there no work houses?

 

[silverbear]

Doppelgänger!!!

Cussing in a foreign language won't work either...

 

[silverbear]

Are there no prisons? Are there no work houses?

Clearly, not nearly enough... I mean, there seem to be Skins and Iggles fans running around free...

 

[CliffnDallas]

Clearly, not nearly enough... I mean, there seem to be Skins and Iggles fans running around free...

It's like day of the dead. Only with veggies!

 

[silverbear]

It's like day of the dead. Only with veggies!

Shudder... don't want no rottin' carrot tryin' to eat ME...

 

[THUMPER]

Foul for not having this in the post.

http://www.**-manchu.com/morbidaj/mrhand.jpg

That guy is one of my favorite movie characters of all-time! I still say "Aloha" when I enter a room, it works best when I am wearing shorts and it is 30-something degrees outside.

His line, "What are you people, on DOPE?" is one I say a lot around this forum.

 

[SaltwaterServr]

Shudder... don't want no rottin' carrot tryin' to eat ME...

Ain't the rotten one's you got ta worry about. It's the one with PETA bodyguards. They act sweet, but they'll kill a man just to watch him die.

 

[Zaxor]

Ain't the rotten one's you got ta worry about. It's the one with PETA bodyguards. They act sweet, but they'll kill a man just to watch him die.

Ding Dong Bring out your dead

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

If you go back in time and murder your grandfather, you would never be born. Therefore you never would have murdered your grandfather.

There is another theory.






"There must be some kind of way out of here"

/end of line/

 

[Primetime42]

Are there no prisons? Are there no work houses?

Well, if they would rather die, they had better do it...and decrease the surplus population.

 

[daschoo]

the proof is in the pudding

lies, the proof is in the eating! or did my mother lie to me?