Cowboy citizens only.

[TVMan]

3 inch BOLD TYPE.

 

[DallasEast]

There are those who believe... that life here began out there... far across the universe... with tribes of humans... who may have been the forefathers of the Egyptians... or the Toltecs... or the Mayans... Some believe that there may yet be brothers of man... who even now fight to survive... somewhere beyond the heavens...​

 

[Zaxor]

When I'm here they are here and when I am not they are not...I can't tell if they are when I am not or if I am when they are not...After all water is wet.

 

[5Stars]

None of you are real Cowboy fans.

My post was about not knowing nothing, then everyone chimes in and has nothing to say?

Wait for it.......!






I KEEL YOU!

Infidels.

 

[Big Country]

If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?

http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v303/aardvark69/no_country_for_old_men_still.jpg

 

[5Stars]

If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?

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Rules are made to be broken.

You just need to learn how.

What is wierd...

 

[Cover 2]

Rules are made to be broken.

You just need to learn how.

What is wierd...

What is weird is that which is...

 

[Thick 'N Hearty]

5Stars is not what you thought he/she is. Or, what you think he/she is.

And when you cannot figure out he/she is? Well? Now, what?

And I have a feeling that, that is just what 5Stars wants you to know.

 

[CliffnDallas]

Computer.

Pause program and restart from this point.

Computer, exit...

 

[silverbear]

Ain't the rotten one's you got ta worry about. It's the one with PETA bodyguards. They act sweet, but they'll kill a man just to watch him die.

Why on earth would PETA offer bodyguards to a carrot??

I'm SOOOOOOOO confused...

 

[silverbear]

lies, the proof is in the eating! or did my mother lie to me?

Did she tell you that you're good-looking??

If so, she lied to you...

 

[silverbear]

Glad I missed this until this morning--I was able to read all 4 pages and not spend hours in suspense waiting on the one post that made sense...The question now is why did I read all 4 pages

Because this thread sucks, and you got sucked...

 

[silverbear]

After reading the first 15 posts, I know one thing for absolute sure.

I have no idea what's going on.

Hell, we could have told you that, and saved you a lot of time...

 

[silverbear]

Once there was...but not anymore

Quote the raven, "nevermore"...

 

[silverbear]

Spent my days with a woman unkind, Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine?

And I'm down to stems and seeds again, too...

The saddest song ever penned...

 

[CliffnDallas]

Hello!

Are you the brain specialist?

Hello!

Are you the brain specialist?

No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not... Yes. Yes I am.

My brain hurts!

Well let's take a look at it, Mr Gumby.
specialist starts to pull up Gumby's sweater.

No, no, no, my brain in my head. (specialist thumps him on the head)
It will have to come out.

Out? Of my head?

Yes! All the bits of it. Nurse! Nurse!

 

[Avaj]

I don't even drink either.

 

[TVMan]

And I'm down to stems and seeds again, too...

The saddest song ever penned...

Superman Superman wish I could fly like Superman
Superman Superman I want to be like Superman
I want to be like Superman
Superman Superman wish I could fly like Superman

:laugh2:

 

[silverbear]

Superman Superman wish I could fly like Superman
Superman Superman I want to be like Superman
I want to be like Superman
Superman Superman wish I could fly like Superman

:laugh2:

Not even close to the pure tragedy of this:

Sittin' alone, Saturday night
Watchin' the late late show
Bottle of wine, some cigarettes
I've got no place to go
Well, I saw your other man today
He was wearin' my brand new shoes
And I'm down to seeds and stems again, too...

Now everybody tells me
There's other ways to get high
They don't seem to understand
I'm too far gone to try
Now these lonely memories
They're all that I can't lose
And I'm down to seeds and stems again, too...

Well, my dog died just yesterday
And left me all alone
The finance company dropped by today
And repossessed my home
But that's just a drop in the bucket
Compared to losin' you
And I'm down to seeds and stems again, too...

Got the down to seeds and stems again blues...

I swear, I'm choking up just typing those lyrics... I mean, they just tear your heart out; all that misery, and the poor guy can't even catch a buzz... it just ain't right...

My late brother Ron turned me on to Commander Cody, and this was his favorite song... which tells you a lot about my bro...

 

[CliffnDallas]

Hear that lonesome whip poor will

He sounds too blue to fly.

The midnight train is whining low,

I'm so lonesome I could cry.

I've never seen a night so long

When time goes crawling by.

The moon just went behind a cloud

To hide its face and cry.


Did you ever see a robin weep,

When leaves began to die?

That means he's lost the will to live,

I'm so lonesome I could cry.


The silence of a falling star

Lights up a purple sky.

And as I wonder where you are

I'm so lonesome I could cry.