Cowboy citizens only.

[coblue]

But was she latin?

Funny I love juice orange but that was just her stage name...her real name was minute maid.

 

[CliffnDallas]

Funny I love juice orange but that was just her stage name...her real name was minute maid.

Ah,yes. But not with a duck in a Volvo.

 

[Zaxor]

Ah,yes. But not with a duck in a Volvo.

no of course not that would be crude... but now a canary in a Opel is a different matter...

 

[Tio]

Okay, only read the first two pages, apologies if this thread has taken a different turn (which would mean it actually has a direction).

Microsoft is neither.










*crickets*

 

[5Stars]

I don't know what happened to my thread, but, please people, all I ask of you is to never fry bacon naked! (and, never, ever, pet a burning dog).

 

[AsthmaField]

I don't know what happened to my thread, but, please people, all I ask of you is to never fry bacon naked! (and, never, ever, pet a burning dog).

Are those two somehow related?

I think they are. When have you ever fried anything naked and not caught your dog on fire?

 

[justbob]

 

[5Stars]

Are those two somehow related?

I think they are. When have you ever fried anything naked and not caught your dog on fire?

Dude!

I needed somethihing good to eat.

Live poor...live good.

The best is yet to come.

 

[silverbear]

I cannot believe that a guy (me) cannot have a friendly cold glass of orange juice without being harrassed by a bunch of long neck Cowboys!

Where did you get the idea that my neck was long??

 

[silverbear]

Your soooo lucky I blew my nose.

I was hoping you had...

You shouldn't have done it on your shirt sleeve, though; girls consider that a turnoff...

 

[silverbear]

Ah,yes. But not with a duck in a Volvo.

That's disgusting...

You know what they say, kinky's when you use a feather, perverted's when you use the whole duck...

 

[silverbear]

no of course not that would be crude... but now a canary in a Opel is a different matter...

You have vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals...

Knowing that, what are your feelings about a carp in a Caprice??

Enquiring minds want to know...

 

[silverbear]

Are those two somehow related?

I think they are. When have you ever fried anything naked and not caught your dog on fire?

Score one for the philosopher...

 

[silverbear]

Exactly... just bob your head, as if you agree... nobody needs to know that you're clueless, we'll keep it between us...

Oh damn, this isn't a PM, is it?? I've done outed you...

My bad...

 

[silverbear]

Dude!

I needed somethihing good to eat.

Really, you didn't... the reason there are so many poor people is they have sex to take their minds off eating... so the next time you feel hunger pangs, get laid...

After all, the world needs more fast food employees...

They call this "circular logic"-- from food, to sex, back to food again... it's the cycle of life...

I should start charging you guys for all the wisdom I'm sharing in this thread... being an oracle shouldn't be a nonprofit gig...

 

[5Stars]

I was hoping you had...

You shouldn't have done it on your shirt sleeve, though; girls consider that a turnoff...

Someday,,,I will explain woman as they are.

Lean from them.


:starspin

 

[silverbear]

Someday,,,I will explain woman as they are.

Lean from them.


:starspin

That way, lies madness... those who possess the Y chromosome should never attempt to understand those who don't...

 

[5Stars]

That way, lies madness... those who possess the Y chromosome should never attempt to understand those who don't...

You never know when to shut up.

Buy your own soup. The kookid is bad, don't try it.

It might taste good. Add love,

 

[CliffnDallas]

I just spent several minutes slicing the fatty parts off a smoked brisket with the cook. Then I ate them.

 

[5Stars]

I just spent several minutes slicing the fatty parts off a smoked brisket with the cook. Then I ate them.

I have to eat beans, tasty beans! Leftover ham in navy(white beans) beans.

And some cornbread. (or crackers, fo yoz others).


Something special.