I was at a Cowboys game a few years ago and there were a couple of drunk Commanders fans sitting right behind me. That particular day a friend who was pretty tough (and worked as a guard in a prison) attended the game. We are both pretty large, strong men.
These drunk ****ers were clumsily flopping around banging the back of our seats, etc for some time and being totally ******* obnoxious. I sort of gave them a couple of stares over time to sort of imply you guys are getting out of control.
They spilled beer all over my friend and I and I gave them the look. You know what I mean? They apologized.
About 15 minutes later they spilled beer all over a little girl and her dad and it obviously upset the little girl who was under 10 years old.
I looked at my buddy and said in a loud voice spilling beer on you and me was strike one. Spilling beer on the little girl was strike two. What do you say if they get to strike three we jerk them out of their seats and beat the dog **** out of them. He said. " I'm down. Just say when. I've got the one on the left". I said good deal. I said hopefully they won't get to strike three.
After that they calmed down and decided that they probably would unintentionally spill beer on someone (they were that drunk) and they loaded up and left the area voluntarily about 15 mins later without incident.
I like at the new stadium you can text the seat numbers of unruly fans and it eliminates all the drama. The only problem you have at the new stadium is that the ushers absolutely refuse to keep walkways open in the party pass endzones.