Cowboys fans guide to a perfect Sunday

[dbair1967]

1) we smack Philly, clinch HFA (see #2 below)

2) Rams upset Packers

3) Jets upset Pats

4) Commanders and Giants end up in zero-zero tie (honestly, how can we hope one wins over the other?)

5) Stealers lose to Jags

6) Browns lose to Bills

7) Niners ruin Pats pick by upsetting Bungles (CHECK!)

any questions?





David

 

[royhitzhard31]

That would make for an excelent sunday.

 

[Cbz40]

Yes that = a pretty good day.

 

[Chief]

Couple more ....

Jason Garrett signs extension amid promise from Jerry that he will succeed Phillips in a couple of years.

In the Commanders-Giants game tonight, Michael Strahan chases a play to the sideline where he pulls a groin, and falls into Joe Gibbs, knocking the "Hall of Fame" head coach to the ground where his headset flies one direction and his oversized glasses go tumbling the other direction. This starts a fight whereas Plaxico breaks his hand on Joe Bugel's wrinkled face and Clinton Portis attacks Jeremy Shockey from behind. Eli Manning then comes out of his shell and starts throwing punches in all directions and accidently decks Tom Coughlin.

 

[Cowboyfan81]

Couple more ....

Jason Garrett signs extension amid promise from Jerry that he will succeed Phillips in a couple of years.

In the Commanders-Giants game tonight, Michael Strahan chases a play to the sideline where he pulls a groin, and falls into Joe Gibbs, knocking the "Hall of Fame" head coach to the ground where his headset flies one direction and his oversized glasses go tumbling the other direction. This starts a fight whereas Plaxico breaks his hand on Joe Bugel's wrinkled face and Clinton Portis attacks Jeremy Shockey from behind. Eli Manning then comes out of his shell and starts throwing punches in all directions and accidently decks Tom Coughlin.

 

[dbair1967]

I should have added in:

1) no more Payton Manning commercials, ever

2) Samsung yanks that instant replay commercial where the guy does the incredibly gay celebration dance

David

 

[Cbz40]

Couple more ....

Jason Garrett signs extension amid promise from Jerry that he will succeed Phillips in a couple of years.

In the Commanders-Giants game tonight, Michael Strahan chases a play to the sideline where he pulls a groin, and falls into Joe Gibbs, knocking the "Hall of Fame" head coach to the ground where his headset flies one direction and his oversized glasses go tumbling the other direction. This starts a fight whereas Plaxico breaks his hand on Joe Bugel's wrinkled face and Clinton Portis attacks Jeremy Shockey from behind. Eli Manning then comes out of his shell and starts throwing punches in all directions and accidently decks Tom Coughlin.

That would be the cherry on top of the pudding....

 

[lane]

1) we smack Philly, clinch HFA (see #2 below)

2) Rams upset Packers

3) Jets upset Pats

4) Commanders and Giants end up in zero-zero tie (honestly, how can we hope one wins over the other?)

5) Stealers lose to Jags

6) Browns lose to Bills

7) Niners ruin Pats pick by upsetting Bungles (CHECK!)

any questions?





David

couple more things..

1. eat a pregame meal of barbecued chicken and brisket with pinto beans and bacon and onion potatoes.

2. enjoy the dallas game with the windows up because it is 50 degrees and sunny blue skies outside.

3. enjoy the dallas game with 8 or 9 cold beers.

 

[lane]

Couple more ....

Jason Garrett signs extension amid promise from Jerry that he will succeed Phillips in a couple of years.

In the Commanders-Giants game tonight, Michael Strahan chases a play to the sideline where he pulls a groin, and falls into Joe Gibbs, knocking the "Hall of Fame" head coach to the ground where his headset flies one direction and his oversized glasses go tumbling the other direction. This starts a fight whereas Plaxico breaks his hand on Joe Bugel's wrinkled face and Clinton Portis attacks Jeremy Shockey from behind. Eli Manning then comes out of his shell and starts throwing punches in all directions and accidently decks Tom Coughlin.