Cowboys find scapegoats, leave behind the real tumors

[waldoputty]

We get Gilligans Island. Ginger: Garrett Professor: Linehan. Thurston Howell: Jerry.
Captain : Marinelli.

some of our coaches' fine work

 

[visionary]

Here's Jerrys plan for "real change" to appease the fans:

2018: fire position coaches and fingers crossed
2019: fire Marinelli
2020: fire Linehan , get new OC, draft new QB
'Process ' starts again

 

[Sydla]

Can I have some butter. You seem mad Waldo

I like butter.

 

[links18]

Wait, Eberflus has two jobs? LBs and "Passing Game Coordinator"? OK, that makes sense.

 

[waldoputty]

the happy garrett after losing to rodgers

 

[Ranching]

this is what needs to happens to the 'process'

This process is getting in the way of our progress!!!!!!

 

[Idgit]

I'm uncomfortable with the mixed metaphor in this thread title.

 

[waldoputty]

I like butter.

butter for everyone today

 

[Ranching]

I'm uncomfortable with the mixed metaphor in this thread title.

Mixed in with a lot of butter!! Lol

 

[Ranching]

butter for everyone today

Hide the ducks!!

 

[LocimusPrime]

Try it if you get a chance

 

[Ranching]

Try it if you get a chance

Dez had that on his hands all year!!! Lol!

 

[waldoputty]

loci, lets make more butter from fresh ingredients

 

[waldoputty]

well the thread got moved.
wonder which garrett apologist did it...

 

[bb721]

I can’t believe it’s not butter!!!

 

[xwalker]

We get Gilligans Island. Ginger: Garrett. Professor: Linehan. Thurston Howell: Jerry.
Captain : Marinelli.

Dez = Gilligan

Actually Gilligan was not that big of a screw-up.

 

[xwalker]

Dez had that on his hands all year!!! Lol!

 

[xwalker]

well the thread got moved.
wonder which garrett apologist did it...

Waldo calling out the mods...

Seems like a bad idea.

 

[cowboy_ron]

Jerry has never addressed the real problems as long as he's owned the team, or he still wouldn't be playing "GM" for nearly three decades.

 

[Verdict]

Garrett, Marinelli, Linehan need to be canned.
Zero creativity in the offense.
Defense belongs in 1990.
Window dressing in canning all the assistant coaches.
Who in the world is going to want to work for the loser coaches we have.

Tumors? Dez and Witten need to be excised.