Cowboys Halloween Thread

[Denim Chicken]

 

[T-RO]

I'm not the only one seeing it! Two co-rookies of the year from one team. And this just when people thought the Cowboys were dead and buried for 2016.

TOTAL TERROR FOR THE EAST.

Our boys are busting through.

 

[skinsscalper]

The OP quit the team a few years ago and became a Broncos and Bucs fan ........

Aaaaand then there's that.

 

[T-RO]

Please do Thanksgiving and Christmas too.

You can't afford my rates, RS...but for grins...I just might.

I'll have to see if I can find relevant material. Maybe something from Chevy Chase... Christmas Vacation...

Possibly..., but more likely I'll just get a little fire going...with the ole Yule Log.

 

[Melonfeud]

I'm pretty much left without words other than ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!

somebody needs to 'float' this link over to the Reddit n.f.l. sub fourm as it's SO MUCH MORE PRAISE WORTHY THAN IT SEEMS TO BE GETTING HERE.

 

[T-RO]

I'm pretty much left without words other than ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!

somebody needs to 'float' this link over to the Reddit n.f.l. sub fourm as it's SO MUCH MORE PRAISE WORTHY THAN IT SEEMS TO BE GETTING HERE.

Thanks bro!

 

[T-RO]

Josh Norman's girlfriend was going crazy with her man mumbling in his sleep night after night, tangling himself up in the sheets. In the daytime everything was tense and angry.

Desperate, she began to try to make notes...to patch together what ailed him. What were these nightmares?

Maybe she could help him chill and they both could get some sleep.

But it was so hard to understand his snarling ...taking notes was fruitless. All she got was...

"Mn... Man...motor....frrr"

"ff fast...too ff"

"Can't catch.." "Mercedz...Merced. Cut. Cut. Cut. boy."

"Man. BenMan. DamMan...MachineMan. nothagear...nothagear..."

 

[T-RO]

Geno Atkins has known many names, nicknames, labels in his day. He had some crazy nicknames growing up on the streets of Pembroke Pines, Florida. Since he got his name and genes from father Gene Atkins, former NFL safety...he often was called Junior.

Once he starting balling on the fields things changed. His handle was big man on campus. Top Dog. Bruiser. All-Star.

Then there was the day he became Bengal...and millionaire...and soon thereafter he was Bengal all-time record holder. League All-Pro.

Geno Atkins is a man who has seen the staircase from one perspective only...as that of a climber. His reputation has been like the universe: always expanding. His legend growing.

But on Monday morning October 10, 2016 Geno looked at the stairway and it seemed to spin. He reached for the bannister...and took at tight grip. All of those labels and accolades felt a bit distant somehow.

The day before, you understand, he'd battled in the trenches with a quiet player known as Zack Martin. It was just 60 minutes of football but the notions with which Geno had regarded himself had been knocked loose.

Play after play he'd slammed himself with his usual craft and violence into the mountain. But this time the mountain did not yield. Geno would spin, but the mountain conceded no leverage. Instead the mountain rose up and pushed back. The mountain pushed back and pushed down. It was hard to breathe.

As never before Geno the player had been muted. His impact on the game stripped to nothing. He'd reached into his rich history for something else to try...something that might yield results. He found nothing.

Geno was always sore on Monday but this time the sensation was unnerving. "Gawd I feel old today. "

Geno Atkins considered his plan for the day off. "I'll check in with Reggie... or...maybe...maybe I should stop by that shop on J street. Look at golf clubs."

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Oooooooooh!
Scary stuff here!

 

[muck4doo]

Wanna hear a scary story?
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OOOGAHBOOGAHBOOGAH!!!!!!!

 

[T-RO]

Wanna hear a scary story?

OOOGAHBOOGAHBOOGAH!!!!!!!

Never did like zombies--especially when they are playing quarterback for my team!

 

[Seven]

I'm not the only one seeing it! Two co-rookies of the year from one team. And this just when people thought the Cowboys were dead and buried for 2016.

TOTAL TERROR FOR THE EAST.

Our boys are busting through.

I got you T-RO.......great thread.

 

[DallasCowboys2080]

got to hand it to ya. dig ur style. keep drinking!

 

[T-RO]

got to hand it to ya. dig ur style. keep drinking!

I got you T-RO.......great thread.

Thanks bros! Its been fun. I'm self employed and my "boss" says I not play so much the rest of the week. But it was a lot of fun. I might add another few installments if I have time.

 

[Seven]

Thanks bros! Its been fun. I'm self employed and my "boss" says I not play so much the rest of the week. But it was a lot of fun. I might add another few installments if I have time.

Please do...

 

[jazzcat22]

Ok, well then unless I missed it...anyone good with photoshop....but we need a....

Count DAK-ula

 

[xwalker]

Yes I do.

And I keep getting it from you, LOL

Happy to oblige.

 

[BotchedLobotomy]