Cowboys Halloween Thread

[T-RO]

Rumors are flooding the internet that the New-Look 2016 Cowboys have the league completely spooked.

I don't know if any of you have caught this story yet...it's still breaking...

There have been a lot of late night tweets and posts on social media...that apparently are getting deleted by the NFL legal and PR teams.

Word is that a number of league coaches--particularly defensive coordinators are finding strange edits in their video footage. Static and distortion, confusion and odd sounds...sometimes mauling sounds...then even flashes from horror movies.

Commissioner Goodell has been trying to keep a lid on this. I'm going to take a risk and try to serve as a whistle-blower. As a friend of this forum I believe this needs to be seen... but exposing it carries risks.

This thread will reveal to the public--in recurring installments--for the first time--video footage hacked from the library of NFL vaults. I must warn you... it's not for the faint of heart.

 

[T-RO]

One anonymous NFC offensive coordinator had this to say:

“We drive right down the field… running and passing at will on that Dallas defense. But suddenly inside the 20 it’s like the Bermuda Triangle. Drives get lost. Just flat out vanish!

I’ve interviewed our players about our Red zone play and they can’t even remember it. We looked at possible concussion issues and that was negative. What’s even stranger…I can’t remember it either!

And all I get when I review the footage…is static and flashes of this image. What could it mean?

 

[xwalker]

Rumors are flooding the internet that the New-Look 2016 Cowboys have the league completely spooked.

I don't know if any of you have caught this story yet...it's still breaking...

There have been a lot of late night tweets and posts on social media...that apparently are getting deleted by the NFL legal and PR teams.

Word is that a number of league coaches--particularly defensive coordinators are finding strange edits in their video footage. Static and distortion, confusion and odd sounds...sometimes mauling sounds...then even flashes from horror movies.

Commissioner Goodell has been trying to keep a lid on this. I'm going to take a risk and try to serve as a whistle-blower. As a friend of this forum I believe this needs to be seen... but exposing it carries risks.

This thread will reveal to the public--in recurring installments--for the first time--video footage hacked from the library of NFL vaults. I must warn you... it's not for the faint of heart.

T-RO loves attention...

 

[T-RO]

Another coordinator was talking about turnovers and how the team views that as the #1 priority. He always felt in the past that when facing Dallas they could average +1 of +2. Now something has changed and it has an ominous tone.

He was trying to diagnose the issue and all he could see was an animation of this text:

 

[T-RO]

One defensive coordinator talked about strange machinations coming from the Cowboys offense this season.

"We used to see that red top on the sidelines as something of a clown. Now? That Cowboy coach is still a clown but it's different now. And A bit...frightening..."

 

[T-RO]

One AFC coach was disturbed by what he saw. In the footage he is in a daze...his voice barely audible...
"That Cowboy team was 4-12. I know what I saw. Then they lose all hope as Romo goes down. They are forced to play some nobody rookie at quarterback. They have no talent on defense. How can this be happening?"

 

[T-RO]

T-RO loves attention...

Yes I do.

And I keep getting it from you, LOL

 

[T-RO]

An NFC East rival spoke with particular trepidation.

"It's Jerry Jones voodoo. Some dark magic. Those fans in Dallas have always been so quiet and mellow and there was hardly any home team advantage at all.

Now they've pulled one in that JerryWorld Stadium. I don't know what it is but it's not right."

 

[T-RO]

A d-line coach was in a heavy sweat. He talked of wanted to resign his position...see family...go fishing.

"Football just isn't fun anymore. Some of those Cowboy guys blocking up front seem intent on burying our boys."

"It's not enough for them to win. They want to serve us as pancakes."

 

[DeaconBlues]

Someone has way too much time on their hands. Long road to travel w/o the laughs.

 

[T-RO]

An Eagles linebacker had this to say,

"The past few days I've felt just fine but as evening comes I get the creeps. Don't know what's caused it. I do suppose it started about the time I learned we were playing on NBC this next week. Night game in Dallas."

 

[T-RO]

Mike McCarthy lamented,

"Lambeau field is famous for many things. We have our mystique. We play in the elements. Even our field is special. We let the grass grow a little longer than other stadiums. It's our trademark and helps us play just a little better than guys that aren't used to it.

Somehow in that Cowboy game...we had no footing. There was no traction....Something wasn't right..."

 

[Sarge]

Maybe you should have kept your day job.

 

[T-RO]

A Cowboy player...a lesser known player...not known to speak much...had a different take.

"Opposing players might be frightened...spooked. I don't see it as a dark thing at all. For us it's all about rising after 20 years of nothing. It's about being beaten and down and rising up. It's about earning something sweet. It's redemption."

 

[Zordon]

Someone has way too much time on their hands. Long road to travel w/o the laughs.

It's a Halloween thread, we'll call you in Christmas, Scrooge.

 

[T-RO]

Happy Halloween everyone...even for a few here who deserve a trick and no treat. (I forgive them)

Honestly I'm too much of a baby in middle age to even like scary movies anymore. For me this particular holiday doesn't mean anything really except candy.

May it be a sweet time for all fans of the star!

Go Cowboys!

 

[skinsscalper]

Hell, I'll give ya a like if for nothing more than the effort. T-RO. Have a good day, my friend.

 

[zrinkill]

I am no longer a fan of the Cowboys

What misery to be under Jerry's thumb. So glad I'm there no longer.

The OP quit the team a few years ago and became a Broncos and Bucs fan ........

 

[Risen Star]

Please do Thanksgiving and Christmas too.

 

[T-RO]

T-RO. Have a good day, my friend.

Life is sweet as candy, bro. Redemption feels right midst all the creepy crawlers. If you gonna do anything you gotta crawl past the ****.

I feel it:


If Sunday's game provides half the fun I had in posting this thread...we will sit 6-1.