Cowboys have added a ping pong table in the middle of the locker room

[jazzcat22]

The Cowboys can announce they installed a new LED light bulb in an office, and fans will complain.

 

[GMO415]

That's the missing piece for the 6th?

 

[zrinkill]

 

[pitt33]

But will they be better against the run?

 

[KJJ]

Hopefully he can come up with something that will add some physicality to the team.

 

[Coogiguy03]

You and some others would love that.

At least id have someone to talk to

 

[Kwyn]

ALL GOOD AND FUN until we start the season 0-3

Coogie - sitting at the mean girls table doesn’t suit you.

 

[Spottswoode]

Yeah, I hope I'm wrong. But I'm rarely wrong about coaches. We shall see. This is a gimmick just like when an employer does it.

This is a big nothing burger. Who cares if a team has a silly ping pong table. It’s not that different than teams having things like gaming systems or big screen TV’s or state of the art sound systems or even pool tables. It’s not uncommon.

Most of these players are just big kids and if providing opportunities for them to decompress during their off time, I see nothing wrong with it. And most of these guys can lift a Mac truck, so I’m sure they are strong enough to move it if the coaches find it to be a distraction.

There are plenty of things to be concerned with but IMO, a ping pong table is not one.

 

[leeblair]

Run Forest, run!

 

[DallasEast]

It's always fun and games until a ping pong ball takes out an eye.

 

[GMO415]

But will they be better against the run?

 

[Cowboysheelsreds053]

Good for hand eye coordination.

 

[JoeKing]

Now BS has a way of punishing them by taking it away when they lose.

 

[FoxF]

I’d add a stripper pole

Sorry for the younger people as it’s a bad joke but I couldn’t resist and you see worse onTV.

 

[Spottswoode]

The Cowboys can announce they installed a new LED light bulb in an office, and fans will complain.

It’s just scandalous…things haven’t been this out of control since the White House days.

 

[exciter]

Ole Emmitt Smith could have been a hall of famer if not for the distraction of dominoes in the locker room.
What might have been eh!

 

[jaybird]

Next up, pickleball courts

 

[pitt33]

Next up, pickleball courts

Followed by ruptured Achilles

 

[Captain-Crash]

Just get them some recliners and mini fridges beside them.

 

[DuncanIso]

Remove it.

Distraction.