Cowboys hire Kathy Evans as an analytics consultant

[J12B]

Had a look at the numbers and it turns out we suck.

And if you look at Graph A, it indicates we suck.

If you look at Graph B, it is also showing that we really suck.

Any questions?

 

[5Stars]

From @kpelton and me: The Cowboys are bringing Kathy Evans on as a consultant, per source.

Evans is a big name in sports analytics: she was the Vice President of Research and Information Systems with Monumental Sports (Wizards, Mystics) until earlier this year and worked for the Raptors before that.

She is also consulting for the Dodgers and Trail Blazers currently. And she was a finalist in the 2019 Big Data Bowl.

Another one? Damn...it must come down to hiring a Rocket Scientist next to try and figure out how to win a SB with this bunch!

 

[Carson]

Someone from the Mystics and Wizard….great….

lol. I’m from DC and said the same thing lol

 

[Rayman70]

Welcome to Waverly Hills Kathy. Institution of lower learning.

 

[Rayman70]

BTW, how many "consultants " does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Holy cow. Is the NFL THAT HARD?

 

[BoyzBlaster]

Can you imagine the blank stares she must get when she tries to explain "analytics" to Dumbo and son?

 

[5Stars]

BTW, how many "consultants " does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Holy cow. Is the NFL THAT HARD?

Well, JJ and his goofy son can't change one...so there you go.

 

[Risen Star]

Another one? Damn...it must come down to hiring a Rocket Scientist next to try and figure out how to win a SB with this bunch!

I think all these numbers crunchers are to figure out McCarthy's daily caloric intake.

 

[5Stars]

I think all these numbers crunchers are to figure out McCarthy's daily caloric intake.

Could be, or the other numbers they cannot figure out. Not sure what they are.

Oh, I get it! They might be counting the Jersey sales?

 

[Blackspider214]

Lol pointless hire. Like the Jones circus would actually listen to any analytics. They get advice from their grandson for draft picks.

Jerry is checking a box here, nothing more.