Cowboys hire Shane Hauck and Piper Hampsch as Strategic Football Fellows

[ShortRound]

Does the data say to run Zeke on 2nd and long?

 

[rags747]

Hey, it could have been worse. Could have hired a couple of DEI Fellows!

 

[JoeKing]

Great, more analytics guys. Will McClay drove this decision.

 

[JoeKing]

Hey, it could have been worse. Could have hired a couple of DEI Fellows!

 

[Rayman70]

A plumber or a porn star

what if the guy is both?

 

[MoistMayonnaise]

I would like to be a football fellow. Anyone have a link to the job posting?

 

[Rayman70]

what if the name was Peter Piper?

 

[Rayman70]

I would like to be a football fellow. Anyone have a link to the job posting?

me too, where does the craigslist wanted ads classify this?

 

[Rayman70]

our analytic football fellows. Between the guys we hired last year and this, we should be winning a chip....oh wait....never mind.

 

[Gambit]

I would like to be a football fellow. Anyone have a link to the job posting?

https://www.glassdoor.com/job-listi...ic Football Fellow,(SFO) Department as needed.

 

[Rayman70]

https://www.glassdoor.com/job-listing/strategic-football-fellow-dallas-cowboys-football-club-JV_IC1139994_KO0,25_KE26,54.htm?jl=1009136125973#:~:text=As a Strategic Football Fellow,(SFO) Department as needed.

holy shiet..I just might..

 

[ksadler1]

I'm thinking they need to hire the self proclaiming GMs in this board, for one season.

Let them run the show.

Would be comedy gold.

While l get your point, l can guarantee that l could run this team for 30 years and win just as many Superbowls as the Jones boys have since Jimmy left.

 

[Gambit]

While l get your point, l can guarantee that l could run this team for 30 years and win just as many Superbowls as the Jones boys have since Jimmy left.

Lol touche

 

[Bullflop]

The Cowboys will do anything they can to win a championship except improve the roster with proven veteran talent in free agency.

Let's hope these analytics team additions help the Cowboys' FO to make decisions that are much more advantageous to their success!

 

[Cowboysheelsreds053]

The Cowboys will do anything they can to win a championship except improve the roster with proven veteran talent in free agency.

LOL

 

[Praxit]

Why don’t they just hire @Risen Star ..

..yep, with Risen queuing in, we would be over that hump in no time. ..

 

[DuncanIso]

The Cowboys will do anything they can to win a championship except improve the roster with proven veteran talent in free agency.

We don’t have the cap this season.

 

[CTcowboy203]

The Cowboys will do anything they can to win a championship except improve the roster with proven veteran talent in free agency.

“We have unproven talent at home son”

 

[thunderpimp91]

We don’t have the cap this season.

Sort of. This year is technically extremely tight, no doubt about it, but here are the cap hits for the next five years....

2024 - $287m
2025 - $211m
2026 - $116m
2027 - $62m
2028 - $41m

Plenty of room to move money around if they wanted to. The Cowboys have the lowest payroll in the league over the next three years. They rank #31 highest this year, #31 next year, and #31 in 2026. They have the least amount of money on the books, starting next year they are a top 10 team in available cap space, yet we are being told it's cap hell.

They may be simply wanting to play it safe and reset the cap so they can spend in future years, but if thats the case lets call 2024 what it is....a throw away year. Make no mistake about it though, this is a choice this team is making.

 

[Montanalo]

We're going to unleash a little strategery on the NFL.