Signed by Cowboys Cowboys sign LS Joe Fortunato

[Redball Express]

They wouldn't let him take the football with him, so he came back!!

So you comment on your own comment?

I see what you are doing there.

 

[Creeper]

I heard he snaps the ball at 72 MPH.

 

[gimmesix]

You are a football degenerate if you watch this video.

What if you fast-forwarded through part of it and only watched a few long snaps?

 

[Fontaine]

You are a football degenerate if you watch this video.

All I can say is,

Good location, perfect laces, 3 points.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

McCarthy putting his foot down. He's had enough of the LP Ladoceur era.

 

[Stash]

According to Wikipedia he died in November 2017.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Fortunato_(American_football)

I like it.

 

[Stash]

You are a football degenerate if you watch this video.

I'm so ashamed, but my shoes have perfect laces so I gave myself '3 points!'

 

[OmerV]

He's been playing in the California Penal League for the past three years.

 

[big dog cowboy]

Stephen and McClay don't take a day off do they!

 

[John813]

According to Wikipedia he died in November 2017.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Fortunato_(American_football)

I like it.

Loophole on how to not pay players.

 

[TheCoolFan]

They do this every year...whoever they bring just needs to find Jerry and get on his good side so that he'll be first on the list of replacements when LP decides to call it quits one day. Long snapper is the best job in the NFL...probably in all of pro sports

 

[Teague31]

We can’t bring in a punter to challenge Jones (who needs to be challenged) but we can bring in another long snapper?

 

[LucaBrasi]

According to Wikipedia he died in November 2017.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Fortunato_(American_football)

I like it.

Hopefully, they got a discount then

 

[CoachD]

The Cowboys signed a fortune-teller?

 

[dfense]

According to Wikipedia he died in November 2017.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Fortunato_(American_football)

I like it.

They can probably use some help from beyond.

 

[Oneiros]

Don't know anything about him, but appreciate the fact that we're bringing in depth.

 

[Knotamus]

Churn, baby churn..

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

He’s the brother of Nelly Fortunato who had the hot single Promiscuous Girl.

 

[JoeyBoy718]

According to Wikipedia he died in November 2017.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Fortunato_(American_football)

I like it.

I think "have one arm" is the only requirement to be a long snapper.

 

[LifetimeBoysFan]

You are a football degenerate if you watch this video.

This is what the world has come to without sports. I literally just watched 10 minutes of long snapper training. Wow.