I have two cell phones, and I will occasionally just call my self in social situations, just so I appear important.
You wouldn't believe the extravagant conversations I have.
Oh yes I would..
as a kid watching TV..
they had a show called Topper with Leo G Carrol.
It was about a guy who had an invisible rabbit that followed him around where ever he went.
Topper always talked to him but the audience never saw the Invisible Rabbit.
Of course..the rabbit was invisible.
So you have conversations on your phone with invisible clients.?
I believe your phone and bill are tax deductable.
But you sir are nuts.
Should we be having this discussion in public?