Cowboys veteran OL Jason Peters suffered a chest injury

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Really? You find this funny or necessary? What are you middle schooler?

People....sheesh.

Acting out is a bad look….imagine if we had a highly drafted threat to Prescott? The crocodile tears would really flow here.
 

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Looks like he's been eating some groceries in the offseason
The chest injury came from the team doing a modified heimlich maneuver on him. They had to drive over his chest with the team bus when he got choked eating a whole cow...it was his 3rd cow that day.
 

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The chest injury came from the team doing a modified heimlich maneuver on him. They had to drive over his chest with the team bus when he got choked eating a whole cow...it was his 3rd cow that day.
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The chest injury came from the team doing a modified heimlich maneuver on him. They had to drive over his chest with the team bus when he got choked eating a whole cow...it was his 3rd cow that day.
He better stay away from my cows!!
 

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He better stay away from my cows!!
Word is that they panicked when a couple of practice squad players went missing...

Luckily it turned out that Jerry had sent them to the liquor store because he was low on Johnnie Walker Blue.
 
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