Cowboys vs. Buccaneers: Next Day's Headline

[HungryLion]

I like how you slid this in here. Dak has rarely thrown a pick to end a game lol.

But my picks.

"Brady confused by number changes, Bucs lose opener"
"Parsons game winning pick six seals win for Cowboys."

I’ll need new boxers if this happens.

 

[Rockport]

if we win

"Is Brady's age a factor"
"superbowl hangover?"

if we lose

"cowboys wont win another game"
"Mike McCarthy on the hot seat"
"Cowboys are winless on the season"
"Cowboys didnt score any runs in the bottom of the 9th"
"Cowboys need outfielders"

Don't forget the quitters "Time to tank"

 

[Rockport]

Gregory and Lawrence pound Brady and Bucs into submission. Dak throws for 4 td's. Cowboys win big!

 

[Vtwin]

Cowboys earn moral victory in 35 to 10 loss to Bucs.

 

[JustChip]

Robert Kraft is quoted “ How did I miss a hooker” after Malik intercepts Brady late to seal the Cowboys win.

 

[texbumthelife]

"Dak able to shake off rust in second half, but Cowboys rally falls short. Buccaneers win 27-20."

 

[jsb357]

I remember the headline in one of the Dallas papers back in 89' after the New Orleans opener...

Yea, Dallas had two daily papers back then

"New Era Starts with Thud"

Friday morning will be something of similar tone...

 

[freddy0227]

if we win

"Is Brady's age a factor"
"superbowl hangover?"

if we lose

"cowboys wont win another game"
"Mike McCarthy on the hot seat"
"Cowboys are winless on the season"
"Cowboys didnt score any runs in the bottom of the 9th"
"Cowboys need outfielders"

Sounds about right lol

 

[Ring6]

Blaine Gabbert falls short after being inserted in 1st quarter

 

[Trajan]

“QB who is paid 3x the money performs 10x worse then some old QB”

 

[JustChip]

“Deja vu all over again - Dak throws for 400 yards and 3 TDs, but team is unable to overcome hole created by 3 1st half turnovers.”

 

[Plankton]

Another "prediction" and "just for fun" thread. What do you think the next day's headline is going to be for the Dallas-Tampa game?

"Parsons pounds Brady as Dallas D leads team to upset victory"

"Dak does it again: interception in final seconds thwarts Cowboy comeback"

What say ye?

Cowboys Walk The Plank in Tampa

Has a ring to it, dontcha think?

 

[JD_KaPow]

Another "prediction" and "just for fun" thread. What do you think the next day's headline is going to be for the Dallas-Tampa game?

"Parsons pounds Brady as Dallas D leads team to upset victory"

"Dak does it again: interception in final seconds thwarts Cowboy comeback"

What say ye?

Dak has literally never thrown an interception in the last 10 minutes of a close (one-score) game. He's thrown one in the 4th quarter, back in 2017.

 

[Shane612]

Bucc D dominate Big-D.
Cowboys go down 20 - 34.

 

[Shane612]

Buccaneers sail past the cowboys 34-20.

 

[Shane612]

Dak replaced at half time, Cowboys ride Grier to Victory

 

[Jipper]

ARRRRRRHHHH ya mad? Buc's lose home opener to Boys!

 

[Shane612]

Dak out for the year on a Blind side Hit . . . Was it wise not to get him Reps in Preseason?

No.

 

[Shane612]

Cowboys Drop Passes, Then Drop Game: 20-34.

 

[tyke1doe]

ok, what Dak does it again with interception in the last minute....drop the again and perhaps I am ok with that..

its probably going to say
Bucs pommel the dallas defense to the tune of 38 points on their way to a dominant performance!

It was a made-up headline. Just an example. Nothing more.