Cowboys vs. Buccaneers: Next Day's Headline

[tyke1doe]

I like how you slid this in here. Dak has rarely thrown a pick to end a game lol.

But my picks.

"Brady confused by number changes, Bucs lose opener"
"Parsons game winning pick six seals win for Cowboys."

See my comment directly above your post.

 

[tyke1doe]

Dak has literally never thrown an interception in the last 10 minutes of a close (one-score) game. He's thrown one in the 4th quarter, back in 2017.

I was being hyperbolic for example sake. It was a fabricated headline just like the Parson's one.

 

[MoistMayonnaise]

If we lose: Jerry drunk after another loss.

If we win: Jerry so happy about win he gets drunk.

 

[chagus]

"Cowboys stun the NFL world in a wild win over the Bucs!"

 

[morat1959]

Dak racks up garbage #s….again!