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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/blog/editors_corner/article/26357/

A judge in Stuttgart, Germany, is currently trying to decide on a lawsuit in which a man hired his neighbour to impregnate his wife.
It gets weirder.
Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, were very keen to have a child together, but Demetrius was Sterile so they began to seek out other possible options.
The option the couple eventually decided on was to hire their neighbour Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate Traute.
Maus, who was already married with two children agreed to do the job for the fee of €2,000. For three evenings a week for the next six months, a total of 72 different times, Maus tried to impregnate Traute.
When his own wife objected, Maus explained that he was "only doing it for the money."
After the unsuccessful six-month period Soupolos insisted that Maus take a medical examination. The doctor concluded that Maus was also sterile, which forced his wife into admitting that their two children did not belong to him.
Soupolos is now suing Maus in an effort to get his money back. Maus' argument is that he did not guarantee conception, only that he would try his hardest.
 

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daschoo;2738883 said:
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/blog/editors_corner/article/26357/

A judge in Stuttgart, Germany, is currently trying to decide on a lawsuit in which a man hired his neighbour to impregnate his wife.
It gets weirder.
Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, were very keen to have a child together, but Demetrius was Sterile so they began to seek out other possible options.
The option the couple eventually decided on was to hire their neighbour Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate Traute.
Maus, who was already married with two children agreed to do the job for the fee of €2,000. For three evenings a week for the next six months, a total of 72 different times, Maus tried to impregnate Traute.
When his own wife objected, Maus explained that he was "only doing it for the money."
After the unsuccessful six-month period Soupolos insisted that Maus take a medical examination. The doctor concluded that Maus was also sterile, which forced his wife into admitting that their two children did not belong to him.
Soupolos is now suing Maus in an effort to get his money back. Maus' argument is that he did not guarantee conception, only that he would try his hardest.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

:lmao2:

That's all there is. Totally speechless.
 

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oh wow.. They never heard of invitro fertilization? :laugh2:
 

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WoodysGirl;2738964 said:
oh wow.. They never heard of invitro fertilization? :laugh2:

lol, no kidding, it's anonymous and probably cheaper too

I know if I were sterile and wanted to get my wife impregnated, I wouldn't want to hire a guy I see everyday to do it
 

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JerryAdvocate;2738972 said:
lol, no kidding, it's anonymous and probably cheaper too

I know if I were sterile and wanted to get my wife impregnated, I wouldn't want to hire a guy I see everyday to do it

but on the flip side if your friend was struggling to get his former beauty queen wife pregnant... :p:
 

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daschoo;2738980 said:
but on the flip side if your friend was struggling to get his former beauty queen wife pregnant... :p:

lol, no doubt, I'd be on that *** like white on rice

but this dude can never really win an argument with his neighbor now

"you suck"

"well, I screwed your wife"

/argument
 

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JerryAdvocate;2738985 said:
lol, no doubt, I'd be on that *** like white on rice

but this dude can never really win an argument with his neighbor now

"you suck"

"well, I screwed your wife"

/argument

"well, I screwed your wife and you paid me to do it"

FIFY.

Does it get any worse than that???
 

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You'd think they would have opted for the turkey baster treatment. :p:
 

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I wonder how far down the list of options did they have to go to get to this one... hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife??

I mean there's adoption, in vitro, sperm donor clinics... At what point do you say, nah, I'd rather raise my wife and the pool boy's baby??
 

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daschoo;2738980 said:
but on the flip side if your friend was struggling to get his former beauty queen wife pregnant... :p:

:laugh1:

Help a guy out!

Hell I'd do it!
 

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vta;2739089 said:
"well, I screwed your wife and you paid me to do it"

FIFY.

Does it get any worse than that???

lol, nope, I mean what's the comeback?
WarC;2739204 said:
:laugh1:

Help a guy out!

Hell I'd do it!

:muttley: you're such a humanitarian
 

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Faerluna;2739109 said:
You'd think they would have opted for the turkey baster treatment. :p:
All they had to do was call. I could have hooked them up.
 

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Want to move to Germany and be that guy's neighbor.
 
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