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Nah, my Dad always said you haven't gotten acquainted until you've had 5 lol. (There's 8 of us)
Groucho Marx once had a TV slow back in the 50's called You Bet Your Life. It was a contestant driven show, but really just for Groucho to make smart remarks. He had this man on as a contestant, and during the introduction part the man stated he had twelve kids.

Groucho asked him why so many kids. The man replied, "Well, I love my wife."

Groucho came right back with, "I love my cigar, but I take it out every now and then."
 
Groucho Marx once had a TV slow back in the 50's called You Bet Your Life. It was a contestant driven show, but really just for Groucho to make smart remarks. He had this man on as a contestant, and during the introduction part the man stated he had twelve kids.

Groucho asked him why so many kids. The man replied, "Well, I love my wife."

Groucho came right back with, "I love my cigar, but I take it out every now and then."
That was hilarious! :laugh:I tried and failed to find it on YouTube. I wish I could have heard the delivery.
 
Groucho Marx once had a TV slow back in the 50's called You Bet Your Life. It was a contestant driven show, but really just for Groucho to make smart remarks. He had this man on as a contestant, and during the introduction part the man stated he had twelve kids.

Groucho asked him why so many kids. The man replied, "Well, I love my wife."

Groucho came right back with, "I love my cigar, but I take it out every now and then."
:lmao:
 
Man Dak just stay home and spend time with the family, you'll miss out on a lot playing stupid football anyways!!! Lol, congrats!
 
Congrats, Rayne! You should retire and be with your family more. You know, for the familyhood!
 
Groucho Marx once had a TV slow back in the 50's called You Bet Your Life. It was a contestant driven show, but really just for Groucho to make smart remarks. He had this man on as a contestant, and during the introduction part the man stated he had twelve kids.

Groucho asked him why so many kids. The man replied, "Well, I love my wife."

Groucho came right back with, "I love my cigar, but I take it out every now and then."
That was hilarious! :laugh:I tried and failed to find it on YouTube. I wish I could have heard the delivery.
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2013/08/did-groucho-marx-really-say-it-the-cigar-quip/

According to this article, he never really said that. He himself said he never said it. However with thongs he said not on the air. And this what was said on air, may have been derived from it.

From the article.

Interestingly, on January 11, 1950, Groucho did interview a woman who was one of 17 children and the following dialogue did take place:

Groucho: “How does your father feel about this rather startling turn of events? Is he happy or just dazed?”
Daughter: “Oh, my daddy just loves children”.
Groucho: “Well, I like pancakes, but I haven’t got closestsful of them.”
 

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