Dak Is Gonna Destroy Philly

[nate dizzle]

That's right folks, you heard it here first! Ol' Honey Bear is gonna shred this Eagles secondary. Just look at some of their games against far inferior QBs this year:

Sam Howell? (Should be Sam Who'n'ell is that?) 396 yards 4 TDs 1 Int (290 and 1 td in their first game)

Kirk Kissin Cousins? 364 and 4 TDs 0 Int

And the Mighty Mac Jones? 316 3 and 1.

I mean come on, there's no way Honey Bear doesn't go into Philly and just rain shock and awe down on that secondary. My guess is this is a shoot out and he puts at least 350+ and 4 TDs on them. Especially with an early chance to take over 1st place in the NFCE on the line. These are the games Dak thrives on, plus I hear he owns the Eagles.

Get yo honey ready.

 

[big dog cowboy]

 

[baltcowboy]

Dak destroyed the Eagles last season and the Eagles had a better defense.

 

[nate dizzle]

Dak destroyed the Eagles last season and the Eagles had a better defense.

Yeah I'm hoping our defense can get him 4 turnovers so he can do it again.

 

[baltcowboy]

Yeah I'm hoping our defense can get him 4 turnovers so he can do it again.

So you’re saying the 4 interceptions some how allowed Dak to throw for 300 yards and 4 touchdowns. Just like the Eagles had 3 interceptions against Rush last season made Hurts an MVP contender?

 

[HungryLion]

That's right folks, you heard it here first! Ol' Honey Bear is gonna shred this Eagles secondary. Just look at some of their games against far inferior QBs this year:

Sam Howell? (Should be Sam Who'n'ell is that?) 396 yards 4 TDs 1 Int (290 and 1 td in their first game)

Kirk Kissin Cousins? 364 and 4 TDs 0 Int

And the Mighty Mac Jones? 316 3 and 1.

I mean come on, there's no way Honey Bear doesn't go into Philly and just rain shock and awe down on that secondary. My guess is this is a shoot out and he puts at least 350+ and 4 TDs on them. Especially with an early chance to take over 1st place in the NFCE on the line. These are the games Dak thrives on, plus I hear he owns the Eagles.

Get yo honey ready.

You have until December first to bring back the jingle all the way avatar

 

[nate dizzle]

So you’re saying the 4 interceptions some how allowed Dak to throw for 300 yards and 4 touchdowns. Just like the Eagles had 3 interceptions against Rush last season made Hurts an MVP contender?

Well, the rest of his season helped make Hurts an MVP contender, not just that game. As for your first question...does Dak get 300 yards without the extra 4 possessions?

 

[nate dizzle]

You have until December first to bring back the jingle all the way avatar

Ha! It's in a box of Christmas decorations in the attic, it will return!

 

[LACowboysFan1]

Who's going to be the Iggles quarterback?

Last year Cowboys beat the Iggles when Minshew was the quarterback, lost to them when Hurts played.

Looks like it's going to be Hurts this game.

Ergo, a loss to the Iggles is imminent.

At least based on last year, but this isn't last year, hopefully things will turn out differently.

But nobody will know until after the game Sunday.

 

[baltcowboy]

Well, the rest of his season helped make Hurts an MVP contender, not just that game. As for your first question...does Dak get 300 yards without the extra 4 possessions?

Isn’t that what the Cowboys defense does best? If Dak does not throw the pick 6 do the Cowboys win easily.

 

[CowboysLakerBamaFan]

That's right folks, you heard it here first! Ol' Honey Bear is gonna shred this Eagles secondary. Just look at some of their games against far inferior QBs this year:

Sam Howell? (Should be Sam Who'n'ell is that?) 396 yards 4 TDs 1 Int (290 and 1 td in their first game)

Kirk Kissin Cousins? 364 and 4 TDs 0 Int

And the Mighty Mac Jones? 316 3 and 1.

I mean come on, there's no way Honey Bear doesn't go into Philly and just rain shock and awe down on that secondary. My guess is this is a shoot out and he puts at least 350+ and 4 TDs on them. Especially with an early chance to take over 1st place in the NFCE on the line. These are the games Dak thrives on, plus I hear he owns the Eagles.

Get yo honey ready.

"You heard it here first"?

There's been like a million posts saying that exact same thing already.

In other news....you heard it here first: this is a MUST WIN GAME.

 

[nate dizzle]

Isn’t that what the Cowboys defense does best? If Dak does not throw the pick 6 do the Cowboys win easily.

If I could post memes from my phone this is where I would put that confused chick doing all the math.

 

[JBS]

Dak destroyed the Eagles last season and the Eagles had a better defense.

Dak at home is a much better player than dak on the road

Let’s hope he can bring his A game to Philly

 

[JD_KaPow]

Well, the rest of his season helped make Hurts an MVP contender, not just that game. As for your first question...does Dak get 300 yards without the extra 4 possessions?

Takeaways don't generally create "extra" possessions, unless they happen on punts or kickoffs. Turnovers like pick-sixes create extra possessions when they happen to you, but it's a bad thing.
If takeaways happen early in drives they can create short possessions which could lead to some more possessions overall in the game. But in the game we're talking about, the Cowboys only had 10 possessions. They had good field position after some of the turnovers, that's true, but they also had three drives that went over 70 yards.

 

[baltcowboy]

If I could post memes from my phone this is where I would put that confused chick doing all the math.

Yeah I would put the meme of the player haters ball from Dave Chapelle show for you.

 

[nate dizzle]

Takeaways don't generally create extra possessions, unless they happen on punts or kickoffs. Turnovers like pick-sixes create extra possessions when they happen to you, but it's a bad thing.
If takeaways happen early in drives they can create short possessions which could lead to some more possessions overall in the game. But in the game we're talking about, the Cowboys only had 10 possessions. They had good field position after some of the turnovers, that's true, but they also had three drives that went over 70 yards.

So the 4 turnovers did not lead to more yards. Interesting theory.

 

[ESisback]

That's right folks, you heard it here first! Ol' Honey Bear is gonna shred this Eagles secondary. Just look at some of their games against far inferior QBs this year:

Sam Howell? (Should be Sam Who'n'ell is that?) 396 yards 4 TDs 1 Int (290 and 1 td in their first game)

Kirk Kissin Cousins? 364 and 4 TDs 0 Int

And the Mighty Mac Jones? 316 3 and 1.

I mean come on, there's no way Honey Bear doesn't go into Philly and just rain shock and awe down on that secondary. My guess is this is a shoot out and he puts at least 350+ and 4 TDs on them. Especially with an early chance to take over 1st place in the NFCE on the line. These are the games Dak thrives on, plus I hear he owns the Eagles.

Get yo honey ready.

Risen-level sarcasm! Well done! How many likes do you think you’ll get?

 

[nate dizzle]

Yeah I would put the meme of the player haters ball from Dave Chapelle show for you.

Aww. That's hurtful. Great show and skit though. Kind of honored.

 

[nate dizzle]

Risen-level sarcasm! Well done! How many likes do you think you’ll get?

Anything over 5 is just gravy

 

[baltcowboy]

Aww. That's hurtful. Great show and skit though. Kind of honored.

Best comedy show in the last 30 years. To bad the way society is now we will never see a show like that again.