Twitter: Dak, Zeke & Michael At Mavs Game

[OmerV]

Has Zeke stated he is in the best shape of his life?

No, but his hair is. Soon he will just have a giant ball of lint sitting on his neck.

 

[acr731]

Very cute couple. A good woman is the best thing that could ever happen to a man.
I hope they work.

Meh.... She's only with him because of his 15mil a year. Why would anyone want to hook up with an Ewok otherwise?

 

[Corso]

Meh.... She's only with him because of his 15mil a year. Why would anyone want to hook up with an Ewok otherwise?

Thank you, guy with poop as his avi.

 

[Cowpolk]

Meh.... She's only with him because of his 15mil a year. Why would anyone want to hook up with an Ewok otherwise?

Rumor is that she is a Star Wars fan and loves Ekwok's

 

[acr731]

Thank you, guy with poop as his avi.

Are you 100% certain it isn't a Hershey's Kiss?

 

[Big_D]

Mike looks fat

 

[Cowpolk]

Are you 100% certain it isn't a Hershey's Kiss?

Looks like a used one to me!

 

[Corso]

Are you 100% certain it isn't a Hershey's Kiss?

Lol. They make Kisses in soft serve?
Genius!

 

[Buzzbait]

I'm just glad they identified everyone,
otherwise how would I have known

Just look for the guy that everything he does says "Look at me! Look at me!" That'll be Zeke.

 

[Buzzbait]

One of them is a legend...

One is a legend in his own mind, one is truly a legend, and one is now so rich that he probably doesn't care if he's a legend or not.

 

[Aviano90]

No, but his hair is. Soon he will just have a giant ball of lint sitting on his neck.

Looks like a chia pet on a steady diet of Miracle-Gro.

 

[Corso]

Looks like a chia pet on a steady diet of Miracle-Gro.

I remember getting a Richard Simmons Chia Pet and eating his hair like an animal after it grew.

My wife laughed till she cramped, lol.