daschoo has a mum

[xWraithx]

daschoo has a mum

I have a mom

 

[vta]

daschoo has a mum

I have a mom

And if you smoke a cigarette, he smokes a ***.

Edit Hey! How can that word be censored? It means cig in UK-ese, not liking boys, like in the U.S.

 

[daschoo]

fairly random thread, to be honest i was half expecting a picture of nessie drinking whisky and playing the bagpipes.

anyway you think these are chips

whereas i know that you have chips with fish and they look like this

 

[vta]

fairly random thread, to be honest i was half expecting a picture of nessie drinking whisky and playing the bagpipes.

anyway you think these are chips]

Then what do you call flat little fried potato discs?

 

[daschoo]

crisps

 

[bbgun]

wankers

 

[daschoo]

wankers

love how you don't class that as a swear word. watching tna wrestling and they beep out *** yet desmond wolfe comes out calling the crowd wankers and thats fine. :laugh2:

 

[DallasCowpoke]

anyway you think these are chips

whereas i know that you have chips with fish and they look like this

Yup, and y'all think these are teeth.

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[bbgun]

love how you don't class that as a swear word. watching tna wrestling and they beep out *** yet desmond wolfe comes out calling the crowd wankers and thats fine. :laugh2:

oh bollocks

 

[Faerluna]

A friend from Australia ran into an embarrassing situation as a Foreign Exchange Student here when she asked her host family for a rubber, aka an eraser.

 

[kmp77]

A friend from Australia ran into an embarrassing situation as a Foreign Exchange Student here when she asked her host family for a rubber, aka an eraser.

Any more on this story? Sounds like a funny tv skit. :laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[Faerluna]

Any more on this story? Sounds like a funny tv skit. :laugh2: :laugh2:

Not really. The host family was a young couple who were standing there with their mouth hanging open, stammering a little.

My friend tried to explain that she was doing some homework and needed to start over on a math problem she was doing. Of course that finally brought the "Ohhhhhhhh, you mean an eraser" with a somewhat relieved look they shared.

It wasn't until later that she asked us what the odd looks were about that we explained what a rubber was. She was mortified. haha!

 

[bbgun]

A friend from Australia ran into an embarrassing situation as a Foreign Exchange Student here when she asked her host family for a rubber, aka an eraser.

They also get a kick from the fact that we pull for certain teams. Evidently,"pulling" has some sort of sexual connotation down there.

 

[SaltwaterServr]

They also get a kick from the fact that we pull for certain teams. Evidently,"pulling" has some sort of sexual connotation down there.

A next door neighbor my first year at Tech in the dorms was an exchange student in Scotland for a semester. He was left behind at a party, so he asked a group of girls for "a lift". He got something, which was much more than he was expecting.

 

[the kid 05]

love how you don't class that as a swear word. watching tna wrestling and they beep out *** yet desmond wolfe comes out calling the crowd wankers and thats fine. :laugh2:

quit being such a puff. Bob might like it :laugh2:

 

[daschoo]

A next door neighbor my first year at Tech in the dorms was an exchange student in Scotland for a semester. He was left behind at a party, so he asked a group of girls for "a lift". He got something, which was much more than he was expecting.

sounds like they were just easy because everyone here would say lift as in a lift home. if he asked for a ride on the other hand...

 

[CATCH17]

A friend from Australia ran into an embarrassing situation as a Foreign Exchange Student here when she asked her host family for a rubber, aka an eraser.

hbahahaha i've heard foreign people ask this before too.

Instead of saying "ill punch you" they will say "i'll fist you".

 

[Faerluna]

hbahahaha i've heard foreign people ask this before too.

Instead of saying "ill punch you" they will say "i'll fist you".

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

I was home visiting on leave and saw a TV ad for the Sheba Cat food.
I started laughing and my parents asked what I was laughing about.
I told them that sheba is basically the korean word for poop Well the other word that is censored here.

So they were feeding that cat poop in a can.

 

[daschoo]

hbahahaha i've heard foreign people ask this before too.

Instead of saying "ill punch you" they will say "i'll fist you".

a much better threat. i'd certainly much rather be punched!!!