daschoo has a mum

[bbgun]

hbahahaha i've heard foreign people ask this before too.

Instead of saying "ill punch you" they will say "i'll fist you".

OK, but you better buy me dinner first.

 

[elfy]

My missus is from the States and I'm Scottish and we are continually discovering new gems that we have never heard from each others dialect. My all time favourite (or 'favorite' if you're American) has to be the 'weed whacker' or a 'strimmer' as we call it over here.

 

[Concord]

whereas i know that you have chips with fish and they look like this

I had that last Friday.

Yummy.

 

[Faerluna]

OK, but you better buy me dinner first.

And perhaps some lubricant.

 

[Khartun]

And perhaps some lubricant.

:laugh2:

 

[YosemiteSam]

And perhaps some lubricant.

It's bbgun. He probably would rather not have lubricant. :laugh2:

 

[bbgun]

And perhaps some lubricant.

No thanks. I'll just bite on a bullet.

 

[CATCH17]

OK, but you better buy me dinner first.

 

[silverbear]

Not really. The host family was a young couple who were standing there with their mouth hanging open, stammering a little.

My friend tried to explain that she was doing some homework and needed to start over on a math problem she was doing. Of course that finally brought the "Ohhhhhhhh, you mean an eraser" with a somewhat relieved look they shared.

It wasn't until later that she asked us what the odd looks were about that we explained what a rubber was. She was mortified. haha!

And if a British friend tells you he'll swing by your apartment in the morning and "knock you up", don't hit him-- it doesn't mean what you think...

 

[silverbear]

hbahahaha i've heard foreign people ask this before too.

Instead of saying "ill punch you" they will say "i'll fist you".

If they try, I'll fight 'em MUCH harder than somebody lookin' to punch me out...

 

[silverbear]

OK, but you better buy me dinner first.

Not even steak and lobster with wine-- lots of wine-- would get you there with me...

I'm not like Bob...

 

[the kid 05]

Not even steak and lobster with wine-- lots of wine-- would get you there with me...

I'm not like Bob...

Bob all you have to do is take him to taco bell and offer him a doller an 50 cents.