Dez Bryant Bought a Monkey; Names it Dallas Bryant

[GimmeTheBall!]

Well let's just hope he doesn't go the Mike Tyson route and get a Tiger, then an Alligator, then a Lion.

I keep hoping the tiger will eat Tyson. Or at least bite off his ears.

 

[xwalker]

As a kid I always wanted a monkey.

I think it was from watching BJ and the Bear.

I preferred Stacks (Judy Landers) to the monkey.

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

I preferred Stacks (Judy Landers) to the monkey.

Me too... Spank!

 

[WPBCowboysFan]

Now that is a nice car machine...
I love my Mercedes-Benz SLK. Especially with the top down. But this would make me think of switching machines...

People think I'm nuts, I put the top down even when it is 40 degrees...heated seats, and use the air-scarf...which is a vent in the seat, blows hot air on neck and then it circulates down around your body keeping you warm at whatever temperature you set it at.

But this could make me forget about all that.....

Ha Ha, you're not nuts. I would ride around the beltway in the winter with the top down on my Vette. It would be in the 30's and I would have the heat on, fan on high and wearing a sweatshirt. Didnt get a lot of wind in that car with the top down so it wasnt bad. I got a lot of strange looks tho.

 

[dallasdave]

I keep hoping the tiger will eat Tyson. Or at least bite off his ears.

 

[dallasdave]

I hope DEZ brings the monkey to the game.

 

[bevo11]

Ive always wanted a monkey!

 

[DandyDon1722]

Dallas the monkey is making the same face Eli is going to make when he sees what's coming.

 

[LocimusPrime]

Dez is making a good investment w the monkey

 

[KJJ]

Always wanted a monkey when I was a kid wanted a chimpanzee. Anyone know what Dez paid for that monkey? Looks like a spider monkey I guess there's no law in Texas about owing a monkey. I know you're not allowed to own some exotic type animals.