Dez Bryant Bought a Monkey; Names it Dallas Bryant

[bayeslife]

Haha some of you people need to get off your high horse. Honestly it just sounds like envy at this point.

Who cares what he spends his money on if it's not negatively affecting his life?

 

[Floatyworm]

Haha some of you people need to get off your high horse. Honestly it just sounds like envy at this point.

Who cares what he spends his money on if it's not negatively affecting his life?

If he starts dropping passes....I'm blaming the monkey for driving him bat #$%$% crazy

 

[tyke1doe]

Haha some of you people need to get off your high horse. Honestly it just sounds like envy at this point.

Who cares what he spends his money on if it's not negatively affecting his life?

Envy? Who's jealous of another person's monkey?

 

[gimmesix]

Why does it look like Sam Bradford in Philly's first game against us this year?

 

[iceberg]

Look at the bottom of that page, there is a video of that same car, it says that car can hit 200 on the highway

http://www.caranddriver.com/photo-gallery/717-hp-hennessey-hpe700-mustang-is-out-for-hellcat-blood

i'll take that one instead.

or settle.

 

[CowboyGil]

I'd rather invest the monkey... and have it make money for me.

fixed it for you.

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

Haha some of you people need to get off your high horse. Honestly it just sounds like envy at this point.

Who cares what he spends his money on if it's not negatively affecting his life?

As a kid I always wanted a monkey.

I think it was from watching BJ and the Bear.

 

[9of11]

I wonder if he'll be in ESPN story in about 10-15 years about athletes who are broke and penniless. Just sayin....

 

[jazzcat22]

well, if we're going to do this...

Now that is a nice car machine...
I love my Mercedes-Benz SLK. Especially with the top down. But this would make me think of switching machines...

People think I'm nuts, I put the top down even when it is 40 degrees...heated seats, and use the air-scarf...which is a vent in the seat, blows hot air on neck and then it circulates down around your body keeping you warm at whatever temperature you set it at.

But this could make me forget about all that.....

 

[WoodysGirl]

 

[xvendettax914]

If buying a pet monkey is the biggest thing that causes a stir off the field for Dez or any player, well.. good. If it were a pet Cougar or something with claws and jaws of steel id worry. Because those creatures can eat your feet. And face.

 

[WoodysGirl]

How many kids does Dez have?

He has three. two sons and a daughter. His first son was born while he was in college. His other son, Dez Jr and his daughter are with his current girlfriend.

 

[erod]

Did Dez not see Nightmare at the Museum?

 

[fortdick]

Caesar. Is. Home.​

Everybody's got something to hide, 'cept for me and my monkey!

 

[RS12]

Dez Bryant Bought a Monkey; Names it Dallas Bryant

Good to see Dez still making good financial decisions.

 

[ScipioCowboy]

Maybe Dez is starring in a remake of Bedtime for Bonzo.

 

[DallasEast]

If buying a pet monkey is the biggest thing that causes a stir off the field for Dez or any player, well.. good. If it were a pet Cougar or something with claws and jaws of steel id worry. Because those creatures can eat your feet. And face.

Chimp Attack Victim Unveils Destroyed Face On Oprah

By RUSSELL GOLDMAN
Nov. 11, 2009

The Connecticut woman who was attacked by her friend's chimpanzee in February, revealed the mangled remains of her face on the Oprah Winfrey show today for the first time, publicly showing the remnants of her missing eyes, nose and lips.

Charla Nash, who wakes up every day in a hospital room at the Cleveland clinic where doctors change her bandages daily, told Winfrey she rarely touches her face so as not to learn the full extent of her injuries.

"I don't ask a whole lot about my injuries. I know that I have my forehead," she told Winfrey.

Nash, 56, must drink all of her meals with a straw though a small hole where her mouth used to be...

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/victim-chimp-attack-shows-destroyed-face-oprah/story?id=9053544

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

https://instagram.com/p/9HeNhgt5Mx/

Not sure if you can embed an instagram picture, but its in the link.

I always thought that when I became rich i would bye a monkey. And a bulldozer and a barn.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Chimp Attack Victim Unveils Destroyed Face On Oprah

By RUSSELL GOLDMAN
Nov. 11, 2009

The Connecticut woman who was attacked by her friend's chimpanzee in February, revealed the mangled remains of her face on the Oprah Winfrey show today for the first time, publicly showing the remnants of her missing eyes, nose and lips.

Charla Nash, who wakes up every day in a hospital room at the Cleveland clinic where doctors change her bandages daily, told Winfrey she rarely touches her face so as not to learn the full extent of her injuries.

"I don't ask a whole lot about my injuries. I know that I have my forehead," she told Winfrey.

Nash, 56, must drink all of her meals with a straw though a small hole where her mouth used to be...

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/victim-chimp-attack-shows-destroyed-face-oprah/story?id=9053544

that was a terrible thing that happened to the woman.
Now I am thinking Dez should half a insurance policy just in case the monkey scratches Dez face and he can't be a model in the future.

 

[Doomsay]

He is a funny dude, no doubt about it.