Image: Dez Bryant route chart against Steelers

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Pretty cool graphic. Question. Why does he keep having these 100 yard games and scoring TDs if he sucks and should be traded?

He sucks and should be traded because he cut his hand making soup, and because he wore a sleeveless hoodie on the sidelines of a football game. I don't think the play on the field had anything to do with it.

Also, he got injured after signing a big contract. That's the other reason I'd forgotten. And something about either an MRI or a monkey I vaguely remember. Not sure which. Maybe both.
 

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Watch out whe Dak gets more comfortable with the middle of the field. It would be interesting to see the Skins game chart where he seemed to run a greater variety of routes.
 

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He sucks and should be traded because he cut his hand making soup, and because he wore a sleeveless hoodie on the sidelines of a football game. I don't think the play on the field had anything to do with it.

Also, he got injured after signing a big contract. That's the other reason I'd forgotten. And something about either an MRI or a monkey I vaguely remember. Not sure which. Maybe both.
You must be getting old you're memory is obviously failing you.

Ginko and B-6
 

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He sucks and should be traded because he cut his hand making soup, and because he wore a sleeveless hoodie on the sidelines of a football game. I don't think the play on the field had anything to do with it.

Also, he got injured after signing a big contract. That's the other reason I'd forgotten. And something about either an MRI or a monkey I vaguely remember. Not sure which. Maybe both.

I'd blame the monkey

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Pretty cool graphic. Question. Why does he keep having these 100 yard games and scoring TDs if he sucks and should be traded?
It is about his targets. I think he had 14 targets the game before and has something like 4 catches. This game, he had 9, and caught 6, which is better. I am not sure of the 2 2pt conversions count in those targets.
 

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You must be getting old you're memory is obviously failing you.

Ginko and B-6

It's very confusing. Monkeys and MRIs and wasn't there some sort of video about a dispute over a cleaning deposit? Was the monkey wearing baggy pants at one point? I'll I know is that 1, it's always something with Dez and 2, his teammates are clearly getting pretty tired of it all.
 

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It is about his targets. I think he had 14 targets the game before and has something like 4 catches. This game, he had 9, and caught 6, which is better. I am not sure of the 2 2pt conversions count in those targets.
If your serious then you need to look back and rewrite targets to catchable targets!

I don't know if he had 5 catchable targets 2 weeks ago.
 

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He sucks and should be traded because he cut his hand making soup, and because he wore a sleeveless hoodie on the sidelines of a football game. I don't think the play on the field had anything to do with it.

Also, he got injured after signing a big contract. That's the other reason I'd forgotten. And something about either an MRI or a monkey I vaguely remember. Not sure which. Maybe both.
Heard he has some character concerns. He loves the Cowboys and his teammates too much or something.
 

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I noticed there are none over the middle. Have they prohibited Dez from running across the middle of the defense?
 
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