Dez complaining about the sun

[The Ominous]

We won. ROMO cast his holy light onto Dak.

 

[aikemirv]

It sounds a little bit like his ego was bruised because TWill and Beasley had much better games and he had to come up with some excuse.

Or maybe somebody asked him a question?

 

[CWR]

The ball is not immersed in a fiery star we call our sun. The sun is shining in the window. It's not going to change. Jerry isn't moving the stadium.

So he needs to **** and adapt to it. Every other player on the field had to deal with the same sun shining in the window.

Yeah Dez, all we are asking is for you to defeat the sun. Just mutate your eyes into some type of super human shade machine that only allows an exact amount of sun to light up the ball as it is guided into your hands. Also, deflect the remaining light into the opposing CBs eyes. Its not that difficult.

 

[Verdict]

I guess it’s Dez’a fault they throw 5-7 balls each game to him when he’s covered. Oh that’s right, he’s supposed to magically make himself open on go routes.
Dak is a phenomenal QB, but accuracy on deep sideline throws from the pocket are not a strength. But that 50% number is all on Dez. LOL.

Actually, Dez was open more today than most other games I have seen. I am not sure if the DBs he played against were not very good, or if he is reading about all the criticism about him and did a little bit better today.

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

Dez was just on the radio complaining about the sun. I guess that's why he only catches 50 percent of his targets.

I think the sun must only shine on him though because the rest of the receivers did fine. If it is that much of an issue, get a shaded visor. Smh. You have only been playing here for 7 years in this stadium. Are you just figuring this out?

My gosh you and xwalker are a waste of bandwidth.

 

[Verdict]

Or maybe somebody asked him a question?

Yeah. I'm sure they TEE'd that one up for him.

 

[waldoputty]

If only the stadium was built north/South like it's supposed to be.

what happened?

 

[Verdict]

My gosh you and xwalker are a waste of bandwidth.

Thank you. That's some very elite company i am in.

 

[BotchedLobotomy]

I live in Wisconsin, no way will you see me complain about the sun. I only see it 5 times a year.

 

[Verdict]

what happened?

Everyone is just discovering what direction the stadium is facing. I'm not sure how they have kept it hidden for so long. Jerry is such the trickster!!!!

 

[GhostOfPelluer]

Actually, Dez was open more today than most other games I have seen. I am not sure if the DBs he played against were not very good, or if he is reading about all the criticism about him and did a little bit better today.

When they get him on the move across the field he can get separation. It’s mind numbing that they keep trying the Romo high point passes that Dez excels catching when Dak has proven he’s not mastered it yet.

 

[waldoputty]

Dez was just on the radio complaining about the sun. I guess that's why he only catches 50 percent of his targets.

I think the sun must only shine on him though because the rest of the receivers did fine. If it is that much of an issue, get a shaded visor. Smh. You have only been playing here for 7 years in this stadium. Are you just figuring this out?

why does it seem that it is always the cowboys receivers are having that problem?
do we forget each time about this when we flip the coin?

 

[Verdict]

Yeah Dez, all we are asking is for you to defeat the sun. Just mutate your eyes into some type of super human shade machine that only allows an exact amount of sun to light up the ball as it is guided into your hands. Also, deflect the remaining light into the opposing CBs eyes. Its not that difficult.

Yeah that's an option, but it would be a lot simpler just to wear a visor.

 

[ActualCowboysFan]

You do realize they are fairly common, right? Have you just started watching football young un?

You can't wear shaded visors without a doctor's note. How long you been "watching"?

 

[GhostOfPelluer]

My gosh you and xwalker are a waste of bandwidth.

I wouldn’t go that far, they just seem to have a gripe with Dez. And if you judge the game by stats only they have a point.

It’s like Dez stole their Halloween candy of something

 

[Verdict]

When they get him on the move across the field he can get separation. It’s mind numbing that they keep trying the Romo high point passes that Dez excels catching when Dak has proven he’s not mastered it yet.

Yes. Dez gets separation on crossing routes, or slants. But it is flirting with danger because of his imprecise route running. He allows DBs to get position on him on those routes going back to the Romo days. It really used to piss Romo off to no end

 

[CWR]

Yeah that's an option, but it would be a lot simpler just to wear a visor.

Lol, ok have your fun. Not much piss and vinegar in me after that win.

 

[superonyx]

Ah yes, time for the hourly “hate on Dez Bryant” thread.

This OP is a sad joke.
An hour after a season saving win over a very good team and this miserable SOB is creating a Dez hate thread.

 

[BotchedLobotomy]

Jerry was going to have the sun moved, but it was missed on the punch list.

****Construction humor****

 

[Verdict]

You can't wear shaded visors without a doctor's note. How long you been "watching"?

Do you think Dez can't wear a visor? Seriously??