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1. Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts.
2. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
3. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
4. A shrimp's heart is in their head. >
5. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, > you're heart stops for a mili-second. >
6. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one > reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or > attempted to do so). >
7. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. >
8. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit >
9. Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti > Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little > pasta swastikas. >
10. By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at > Primary school. >
11. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and > spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime. >
12. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received > a telephone call. >
13. Rats and horses can't vomit. >
14. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the > toughest tongue twister in the English language. >
15. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to > suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and > die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out. >
16. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over > a million descendants. >
17. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in > your ear by 700 times. >
18. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title > 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July > 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extra > terrestrials or their vehicles? >
19. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. >
20. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. >
21. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating > are already married. >
22. A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why. >
23. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting > on them and photocopying their buttocks. >
24. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat > 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders. >
25. Most lipstick contains fish scales. >
26. Cat's urine glows under a black light. >
27. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. > > >
Now, how many of you tried to lick your elbow ??? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
1. Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts.
2. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
3. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
4. A shrimp's heart is in their head. >
5. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, > you're heart stops for a mili-second. >
6. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one > reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or > attempted to do so). >
7. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. >
8. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit >
9. Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti > Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little > pasta swastikas. >
10. By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at > Primary school. >
11. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and > spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime. >
12. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received > a telephone call. >
13. Rats and horses can't vomit. >
14. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the > toughest tongue twister in the English language. >
15. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to > suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and > die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out. >
16. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over > a million descendants. >
17. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in > your ear by 700 times. >
18. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title > 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July > 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extra > terrestrials or their vehicles? >
19. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. >
20. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. >
21. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating > are already married. >
22. A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why. >
23. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting > on them and photocopying their buttocks. >
24. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat > 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders. >
25. Most lipstick contains fish scales. >
26. Cat's urine glows under a black light. >
27. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. > > >
Now, how many of you tried to lick your elbow ??? ------------------------------------------------------------------------