A Journalist and a Soldier are at a bar. The Journalist complains, "My editor wants more and more sensational nonsense that attracts views for my website but there aren't any stories to write about. The Romo demotion has been re-done to death many times over. Garrett is SO boring. He doesn't say ANYTHING interesting whatsoever. Jones will ramble on and on about Gregory if given the chance but who cares? What should I write about? Oh. I know. I'll do Cabo." The Journalist turns to the Soldier and asks, "What do you think?"
The Soldier didn't answer the Jounalist right away but stared intensely back at him for several moments before replying, "My mama used to say stupid is as stupid does sir!"