I was pretending to have no idea what 'incognito' mode was to make me seem wholesome and family-friendly.
In reality, we all know I spend hours and hours in private windows, browsing left-handed through the dark corners of the internet with cookies off. And we all know what I"m doing with that time....
Shopping for Christmas gifts for my wife and kids. And holding my wallet. Because otherwise those retargeting campaigns can spoil Christmas. Right?
What did you think I was getting at?
